Nothing is more badass than a pre-game poetry slam

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I had to look up the definition: A limerick is a short, humorous five-line poem with a strict AABBA rhyme scheme and a bouncy rhythm. Sorry but these aren't humorous so I don't think you're right.

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Inflate that big NIL tally!
Buy off ev’ry Boudreaux and Sally!
Broadcast to the nation
The abomination
That lives in your off-brand Death Valley.

Your corndog-greased fingers are ironically choking the throat of your own sport.

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When Kiffin sees something more shiny,
His Red Stick respect will grow tiny.
Despite their insistence,
They’ll see in the distance
His slimy, skeedaddlin’ hiney.

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The only thing remaining as far as Tait

1. Either LSU is running away with it, or

2. We are running away with it, or

3. Tait is a known factor to takeover like DW and TL. In that case TR will enter 3rd or 4th series. Then we know TR is the planned starter by game 3 or 4.

I expect CV to start, play well, and we win by double digits. TR will play late in the game because we are up. Seriously, that’s what I see happening, and I haven’t been drinking.. yet today.

Some folks have been saying this for a while now,

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