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re: New coach should mandate that Mike the tiger return to TS

Posted on 10/29/21 at 10:46 pm to
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
10898 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 10:46 pm to
New coach should hire a competent OL Coach and mandate that he recruit OL's that have proven run and pass blocking skills; that are both physically and mentally qualified to play at an SEC Championship caliber level. Return that to PIMger Stadium. (OP is an Idiot)
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
14791 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 10:49 pm to
100% agreed. This was one of the most badass traditions in all of sports - no one else had a live tiger on the field and outside the visitors locker room.

Giving an INCH to demented groups like Peta is what destroys tradition and culture. You can’t compromise with these people; you have to tell them they don’t matter and to eat shite.
This post was edited on 10/29/21 at 10:56 pm
Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
3996 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 11:26 pm to
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Accredited Sanctuary,


What does this even mean?
Posted by Flyingtiger82
BFE
Member since Oct 2019
1000 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 11:30 pm to
So here’s a couple thoughts:

Add a permanent cage inside the stadium. Dig a tunnel between the two cages. Only feed him in the kart inside the stadium.

Other thought : bring a different Tiger not at the Sanctuary in the trailer. Call him Mick or Mickey. Etc.

But I really don’t care though.
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2405 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:13 am to
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What does this even mean?
For LSU, it means that it is in compliance with an accrediting organization, the Global Federation of Animal Sanctuaries, in maintaining a high standard of care and housing for Mike. It also means LSU will not breed tigers, not that it ever had that intent.

Accreditation is an important step LSU decided to take because it has said it will not purchase future tigers from the black market. Legitimate sources are available for accredited sanctuaries.

This is not a case of PETA making LSU bend the knee. PETA believes no animal should live in captivity, period. No exceptions. LSU's tiger, which was born in captivity, could not survive in the wild. Tigers are an endangered species, and will likely become extinct during our lifetime, with the exception of those in captivity. PETA would rather nature take its course and prefers extinction over animals in captivity.

The days of loading Mike the tiger into a cage, pulling him around Tiger Stadium and poking him with a stick to make him roar are long gone. Complaining about it is beyond futile. LSU felt like accreditation was the only way it could commit to having a live tiger on campus for future generations.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98173 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:28 am to
These threads always highlight the fact that a proportion of our fan base is just as ignorant and inbred as we claim Alabama's to be.
This post was edited on 10/30/21 at 1:41 am
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39201 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 2:25 am to
1. New coach won't give a shite.
2. That's like trying to mandate 5 cent colas
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
14791 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 3:08 am to
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Accreditation is an important step LSU decided to take because it has said it will not purchase future tigers from the black market.


Or why not get them from the black market and do whatever the hell we want with them?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68124 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 7:25 am to
quote:

In order for Mike's habitat to become an Accredited Sanctuary, part of the deal was that he would no longer be corralled into the cage and hauled across the street for games.

What does bringing him to a game 7 times a year have to do with the quality of his habitat? Truly sounds like bullshite tacked on to justify not brining him to the games. Sounds like something LSU asked to be added by the accreditation agency as a favor so they had an excuse not to bring him.
This post was edited on 10/30/21 at 7:26 am
Posted by zoom
everywhere
Member since Apr 2013
3566 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 7:28 am to
Imagine the romans seeing the pussy arse shite we talk about while they fed people to tigers.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18723 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 7:39 am to
quote:

your right to kneel for the anthem


I wear a flag every day you pussy. Just because you have a fetish playing with your stuffed animals in your mom's spare room doesn't mean that LSU needs to drag the tiger around in a cage so you can be happy!!

And by the way... the pisser at your McDonald's needs to be cleaned.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98678 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 7:44 am to
He needs to mandate getting rid of the fricking dumbass fireworks, because that's what freaked Mike the frick out and why he started refusing to go in his trailer.
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2405 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 8:53 am to
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Or why not get them from the black market and do whatever the hell we want with them?
Did you stomp your foot when you typed that?
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6278 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 9:35 am to
quote:

In order for Mike's habitat to become an Accredited Sanctuary, part of the deal was that he would no longer be corralled into the cage and hauled across the street for games.

People still don't get that.


He gets multi million dollar habitat and king treatment. He can get his arse across the street for 5-6 appearances a year.
Posted by Eauxld Geauxld
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2005
1183 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 9:49 am to
...you might not like the post, but it would be nice to have Mike the Tiger back in Tiger Stadium. I just might help us revive what has become a very stale atmosphere.......
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 10:05 am to
SMH at everyone just bending the knee to liberals like with everything else
Posted by berniemoore
Denham Springs
Member since Apr 2021
1090 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 10:24 am to
Vagina s2

I am to the right of Ronald Reagan and also happen to appreciate the royal majesty of a tiger and know more lsu tradition than you will ever learn

So get over yourself and before I forget why don’t you slide down a 50 foot long razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol you metrosexual piece of trash
Posted by Chinese Bandit Boy
Member since Jun 2021
541 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

A life time with a little dick.


Capo, stop looking at my dick. You are a pervert.
Posted by Chinese Bandit Boy
Member since Jun 2021
541 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

I am to the right of Ronald Reagan

I am to the right of Barry Goldwater. You are a liberal Rhino.
Posted by NOSA
Member since Jan 2004
9624 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:50 pm to
You guys griping about PETA for this are, not surprisingly, showing you have no idea what you're talking about.

It wasn't even a cool tradition. It's a tiger in a cage you can't even fricking see.
This post was edited on 10/30/21 at 4:51 pm
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