re: Im getting so sick of hearing how good Clemson is by the media

I don’t know enough about yall to judge , but I can tell you about us. Clemson will be as good as Klubnik this year, period. Third year with our OC, Riley, they do some pretty good shite together and Cade has improved every year. His biggest weakness had been a laggy trigger finger. Couldn’t see it in time, indecisive, or whathaveya, he use to have these spells of poor productivity. Hopefully, he’s past that, but if he were to revert…we be in trubba.
Defense? Y’all ain’t gonna score many points…don’t worry, we might not either. We got high NFL draft picks at all 3 levels on D. And instead of an egghead x and o nerd running the D with err’body confused, we got Tom Allen outta PSU, he’s like Brent Venables but angrier. I expect a less janky scheme will work well with our athletes on D.
Special Teams? We have zero punter. Nada. No one on that team has put a foot to the ball during a game and that’s scary as shite in what I expect to be a close game. Kicker, we be ahhite, he’s made some long ones, but he’s too young to know if he’s consistent.
If yer going, go frickin early, like be there to make breakfast at your tailgate, otherwise enjoy the scenic traffic. Visit other tailgates, Clemson Taggers is drunk and friendly taggers. We like visitors and will run the frick outta amok with ya and have the proper manners to not talk shite about you til yer gone.

Go Taggers!