I don’t have lots of sauces but…

…I ran across one yesterday. This may sound insane but I don’t give a shite if people believe me. BUT, I talked to the sister of one of the new Tiger coaches (hired at LSU and coaching on loan to OM) yesterday and she told me some very interesting things:

1. Lane Kiffin has been planning for CWJr’s departure for a long time and already has his guy in waiting to take over as OC. He KNOWS Jr. will be hired away and has no issue w it.

2. Consensus is that Kiffin is a weird motherfricker, which is not really a surprise. He’s just a complete and total socially inept weirdo who thinks about football ONLY. Ever.

3. Kiffin will call at 1am and tell everyone to be at a 9am meeting and then show up 45 min late and say “oh man, sorry I forgot” bc apparently he is ten steps ahead of everyone else and planning for months down the road.

they all understand that’s a part of his thing and are fine w it although it doesn’t sit well w some assistants.

4. His social media persona is NOTHING like his real personality and he is the most awkward individual you will ever meet. BUT, still pretty inspiring and fun to be around.

5. Kiffin told all the coaches after the UGA game that they were DONE and to get their asses back to BR. Not sure if he might have made a special exception for CWJr.

6. he apparently likes to play pickleball and pulls zero punches talking shite against even his own daughter. stuff like “landry, looks like you are destined for a life in the kitchen and squeezing out baby Weekses.”


this is the dude you want as your head coach. ESPECIALLY at LSU. not like all the other clones. Not PC. Fairly uncouth. Decisions are like an autistic kid - mostly free of emotion (although I personally do not think he is a sociopath, just makes decisions w 99% math).

take it or leave it. I don’t care. I love the guy and think he is perfect for us bunch of weird MFs on the rant.