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re: Got any Aggie Jokes?
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:04 pm to searcyagent
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:04 pm to searcyagent
What do you call a sheep that can outrun an Aggie?
Virgin wool.
Virgin wool.
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Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:10 pm to boxcarbarney
One day, and Aggie decides to go ice fishing.
He heads out onto the ice, grabs a hammer and chisel, and starts chipping away.
Suddenly, a loud booming voice proclaims "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The Aggie looks around, but doesn't see anyone. He starts chipping away at the ice again.
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!!"
The Aggie, startled, looks up and asks "Is that you God?"
The voice replies "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOUSTOUN GALLERIA. YOU ARE IN OUR SKATING RINK, AND THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
He heads out onto the ice, grabs a hammer and chisel, and starts chipping away.
Suddenly, a loud booming voice proclaims "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The Aggie looks around, but doesn't see anyone. He starts chipping away at the ice again.
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!!"
The Aggie, startled, looks up and asks "Is that you God?"
The voice replies "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOUSTOUN GALLERIA. YOU ARE IN OUR SKATING RINK, AND THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:14 pm to boxcarbarney
Jimbo fisher gets a contract extension ……again
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:16 pm to airmonkee
A and M grad is driving through the Texas countryside. He looks out in a field and sees a man out in a hay field. He is in a rowboat rowing like mad. The man is wearing an Aggie t-shirt and there is an A and M flag on the back of the boat.
The driver pulls over and yells "Hey, you, look at what the hell you are doing? No wonder everyone thinks Aggies are stupid. Hell, if I could swim I'd be out there kicking your arse."
The driver pulls over and yells "Hey, you, look at what the hell you are doing? No wonder everyone thinks Aggies are stupid. Hell, if I could swim I'd be out there kicking your arse."
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:19 pm to chinhoyang
Two young Aggie men, Skeeter and Festus, take their first road trip to the Padre Island beach. They decide to go down to the beach. Skeeter puts on a speedo. Festus looks over and says "you aren't gonna impress the ladies with that look ... here's a potato, stick it in your swimsuit."
Skeeter heads on down to the beach first. Five minutes later, Festus arrives and all the women are pointing at him. Festus yells out "dammit, the potato goes in the front."
Skeeter heads on down to the beach first. Five minutes later, Festus arrives and all the women are pointing at him. Festus yells out "dammit, the potato goes in the front."
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:20 pm to chinhoyang
Jimbo Fisher is meeting a new Aggie quarterback recruit. The guy looks kind of raw and country. Jimbo hands the recruit a football and asks "think you can pass this?"
The recruit looks over and says "hell, if I can swallow it, I can pass it."
The recruit looks over and says "hell, if I can swallow it, I can pass it."
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:23 pm to tigers1956
When the first female aggie came home after her first semester, she walked up to her Dad saying "Well Dad I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is the doctor says I'm pregnant. The good news is I don't think it's mine."
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:23 pm to chinhoyang
Two Aggies make their first trip to Galveston Bay. As they stand on the beach, the Galveston-Bolivar ferry goes by. The two Aggies have this exchange:
"Hey, what kind of boat is that?"
"It is a ferry boat."
"Oh, my, I knew we were strong but I didn't know we had our own Navy."
"Hey, what kind of boat is that?"
"It is a ferry boat."
"Oh, my, I knew we were strong but I didn't know we had our own Navy."
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:29 pm to tigers1956
My favorite is a guy was driving A new BMW down a country road , and had to stop because a herd of sheep were crossing the road . When they were all finally across , the sheep herder & his sheep dog brought up the rear. The guy driving the BMW hails the sheep herder over to the car. The driver asked the old herder if he could name the exact number of sheep in the herd , could he have one. The old sheep herder thinks , HAH ,and says sure why not. The man says there are 5,849 sheep all together .He says now way you could know that , but you're right so go get you one. They agree , the guy goes out , picks one out , and heads for his car. The sheep herder says hey , hold on a minute . If I can tell you where you went to college , will you cancel the bet ? They finally agree , and the herder says " Texas A&M " . The guy is blown away , and says , yeah you are right . But I gotta know , how did you know ? The sheep herder told him , put my dog down & I'll explain it to you.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:40 pm to cheeser
What does an A&M fan do after his team wins the national championship?
Turns off the Playstation and goes to bed.
Turns off the Playstation and goes to bed.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:57 pm to boxcarbarney
Did you hear that they found an old skeleton as they were doing the latest expansion of Kyle Field. Lab analysis by experts determined it was the 1917 A&M hide and seek champion.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 4:16 pm to airmonkee
quote:
Got any Aggie jokes?
Posted on 11/21/22 at 4:31 pm to bayou85
quote:
10 Years, $100 Mil
Now that’s a funny joke!
Posted on 11/21/22 at 4:42 pm to airmonkee
quote:
Got any Aggie Jokes?
quote:
Texas A&M
Q&A…
Posted on 11/21/22 at 4:43 pm to daberryballer
We thought we played quite a joke on them the day before the game in 1947 when we stole 22 pair of their vaulted boots. Dean thought otherwise and made us give them back. But revenge was theirs.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 5:17 pm to airmonkee
quote:
Got any Aggie Jokes?
Yeah, their head coach.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 5:32 pm to airmonkee
What color is an Aggie after an enema?
Clear
Clear
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:40 pm to airmonkee
Did you hear about the Aggie Terrorist who tried to blow up a car?
He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 6:10 am
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:43 pm to airmonkee
Cop pulls over an Aggie girl for speeding. Asks her for her license, and she shows him her Student ID. Cop says, "I see you go to Texas A&M"....and immediately starts unzipping his pants. Aggie girl says, "Oh no officer! Not the breath test again!!!"
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:45 pm to airmonkee
Did you hear about the war between the Aggies and the Coonasses? The Aggies were throwing dynamite and the Coonasses were lighting it and throwing it back.
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