re: Got any Aggie Jokes?

The aggies have some strange traditions. Aggie cheerleaders jerk off several football players to help fill up a large jar (called the "Jizz Jar"). They put the jar full of semen at the top of the big bonfire before it is lit. It is said that the burned jar full of semen helps to feed all the ghosts of Reveille's past.

The 12th man just tweeted that he's headed to the transfer portal.

Heard A&M's sword fighting and jousting teams are undefeated

Why don't Aggies make Kool-Aid?

They can't figure out how to get a cup of sugar and a quart of water in those little bags.

What do you call the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes, the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes, the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes..... etc.?

An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.

A Texas A&M Football player was recently injured in a tragic horse riding accident. He fell from the horse and his foot got tangled in the stirrups. Fortunately a Mall security guard was able to unplug it.

Did you hear about the aggie that broke his leg playing golf?

He fell off the ball washer.

An aggie taking remedial English was asked to use the word "before" in a sentence. He wrote,

2 + 2 before.

In a Houston classroom, the teacher is a huge Aggie fan. One day she asks the class who else is an Aggie fan. Wanting favor with their teacher all of the kids raise their hand except little Johnny. Appalled, the teacher asks Johnny who he roots for. Johnny proudly replies the LSU Tigers. "Why is that?" the teacher asks. Johnny explains that his parents are LSU fans. Even more frustrated now, the teacher asks "Well what if your mom were and idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?". Johnny replies, "An Aggie fan."