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re: Got any Aggie Jokes?

Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by Geaux Tahel
Member since Feb 2006
6629 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:49 pm to
I know this is Germans... literally... and probably posted 100 times already this week.... but here you go for the 101st time this week.

Hitler Likes AtM on you tube
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12093 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:52 pm to
Aggie yell leader walks into a bar and tells bartender, "Give me 12 of the strongest shots you have." Bartender pours out 12 shots of ever clear. Aggie slams them down immediately. Bartender says, "Damn son, I've never seen anything like that. What's the occassion?" Aggie Yell Leader says, "Well sir, tonight was my first blowjob." Bartender says, "Hell son, that's great. Congratulations! Let me pour you one more on the house." Aggie Yell Leader says, "Nah....I think twelve's enough to kill the taste...."
Posted by jwp475
N. La.
Member since Oct 2010
559 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:01 pm to
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?






5 four to turn the step stool



This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 7:06 pm
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
5966 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:08 pm to
Write one for this, and I’ll meme it.

Posted by airmonkee
Houma, La
Member since Mar 2009
187 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:08 pm to
How many freshman aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.... its a 3rd year course.
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
844 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:29 pm to
Maybe for the older crowd, may get banned for it …cracks neck…


How many Aggies does it take to build a structural bonfire???

Don’t worry they don’t know either.
Posted by Chadwick
Member since Aug 2011
5080 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by toratiger
susukino
Member since Aug 2008
2604 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:51 pm to
Drivers ed classes were cancelled at 4&7



The mule died.










They had to also cancel sex ed for the same reason.
Posted by Ziggy52
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
198 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 9:26 pm to
Lsu and A&M tied 0-0 after 3 quarters. LSU team leaves field. Aggies score 3 plays later.
Posted by whoyodaddy
Ono Island
Member since Nov 2011
559 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 9:37 pm to
Dameyune Craig
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33422 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 9:41 pm to
Why did the Aggie drive around the block all day?

His blinker was stuck...
Posted by FrankandBeans
Member since Sep 2022
410 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 9:44 pm to
Jimbo wishing he was LSU Tiger King




This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 9:48 pm
Posted by LSUTigresFan
Austin
Member since Mar 2013
790 posts
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:13 pm to
This is a great thread for this Texas alumni. Didn't realize LSU hated m&a that much.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2289 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Didn't realize LSU hated m&a that much


Already thought their fans were insufferable, what sealed it for me was them crowing over and printing concession cups with the score of a game that it took them 5OTs to win. Oh yeah, plus Jimbo having a giant photo of a play installed in their football offices.
Posted by LSUisSEC
Member since Oct 2011
54 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:03 am to
Am i crazy or is that Luke Wilson in that gif?
Posted by Hognutz
Member since Sep 2018
1369 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:10 am to
I've always thought aggie jokes, like army intelligence, were both oxymorons.
Posted by Woodman
Seattle WA
Member since Aug 2009
1922 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:23 am to
Just keep showing more of those cringe yell rallies.
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:02 am to
Aggie Wife is so fat they put stilletos on her and make her walk around in the west Texas desert to find oil.
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:05 am to
Aggie Daughter has been picked up so many times she's grown handles.
Posted by Snakebucket
New Braunfels, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
3548 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:30 am to
Aggie Birth Control.

Guy puts a rock in his shoe.
Heard it will make him limp.
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