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Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:34 am to Hognutz
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I've always thought aggie jokes, like army intelligence, were both oxymorons.
I think technically, the term "aggie joke" is redundant...
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:35 am to Purplehaze
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How doe a Aggie put on his underwear?
Yellow spots in the front and brown stripe in the back.
Actually, a real aggie has brown stains both front and back...
Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:31 pm to justsaygeaux2
Utter disappointment in Aggland today.
Yell Leader character got turned down for one of the the spots in the updated version of the new Village People tour.
Yell Leader character got turned down for one of the the spots in the updated version of the new Village People tour.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:03 pm to Damathe
Heard about the Aggie that won a gold medal at the Olympics? He was so proud of it he went home and had it bronzed.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:42 pm to airmonkee
I heard the 12th man entered the transfer portal
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:45 pm to airmonkee
Two Aggies walking by a house and see a dog on the porch licking its balls.
1st Aggie says, 'Man, I wish I could do that'.
2nd Aggie says, "Me, too! But I'm afraid he'd bite me if I tried'...
1st Aggie says, 'Man, I wish I could do that'.
2nd Aggie says, "Me, too! But I'm afraid he'd bite me if I tried'...
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:37 pm to airmonkee
Steve was an Aggie and he was dating Lisa, who had a heart condition. They'd been going out for quite a while and were getting pretty serious so Lisa's dad figured he'd better tell Steve about Lisa's heart problem.
The next time he came over to pick her up for a date, Lisa's dad took him aside and had a chat with him.
"Steve, I know you and Lisa are starting to see a lot of each other but there's something you ought to know about her before things get too serious."
"What's that?" Steve asked.
"Well Steve, Lisa has acute angina"
"That's good," said Steve "'cause she ain't got no tits."
The next time he came over to pick her up for a date, Lisa's dad took him aside and had a chat with him.
"Steve, I know you and Lisa are starting to see a lot of each other but there's something you ought to know about her before things get too serious."
"What's that?" Steve asked.
"Well Steve, Lisa has acute angina"
"That's good," said Steve "'cause she ain't got no tits."
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:51 pm to airmonkee
Aggie Jokes?
—Texas A&M football
—Texas A&M football
Posted on 11/23/22 at 4:09 pm to lsu2006
After a rough landing
Aggie pilot:
shortest runway I ever saw.
Aggie co-pilot:
Yeah, but look how wide it is
Aggie pilot:
shortest runway I ever saw.
Aggie co-pilot:
Yeah, but look how wide it is
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