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Girl tried to sell me on her husband being a Tiger
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:29 pm
I was in touch with a business in Seattle I'm considering for a purchase, and talking on the phone with this woman who is their broker. Somehow the subject of college comes up and when she hears LSU from me says, "Oh, my husband played football at LSU."
"Oh, really?" I say, "What's his name and when did he play?"
I zip over to LSUSports and have the rosters up in about 10 seconds. She says, "he played in 1997, '98 and '99. He was a starter and played DT."
I asked again, "What was his name?"
"Curtis Main"
Hmm, I didn't recall ever seeing that name, so I checked 95 - 96, 96 - 97, 97 - 98, 99 - 2000. Nope, not there.
"Are you sure it was LSU?" I asked.
"Well, yes. He's got LSU stuff all over the house", she says.
So, I say to her, "Just out of curiosity, did he have any siblings and where was he from?"
She said, "He was from Slidell, and he was an only child. His parents passed away before we met."
So, I told her that was too bad, but "Hey! Here's a web site you can go to with your husband that shows all the football rosters back to 1954. Maybe he can find himself there and relive his football glory with you." Then I gave her the web site address by sending her a link.
So... either I caught her in a lie just to get my good will, or... her husband (an LSU fan in Seattle) is about to get caught in one great big lie that he's told his wife.
"Oh, really?" I say, "What's his name and when did he play?"
I zip over to LSUSports and have the rosters up in about 10 seconds. She says, "he played in 1997, '98 and '99. He was a starter and played DT."
I asked again, "What was his name?"
"Curtis Main"
Hmm, I didn't recall ever seeing that name, so I checked 95 - 96, 96 - 97, 97 - 98, 99 - 2000. Nope, not there.
"Are you sure it was LSU?" I asked.
"Well, yes. He's got LSU stuff all over the house", she says.
So, I say to her, "Just out of curiosity, did he have any siblings and where was he from?"
She said, "He was from Slidell, and he was an only child. His parents passed away before we met."
So, I told her that was too bad, but "Hey! Here's a web site you can go to with your husband that shows all the football rosters back to 1954. Maybe he can find himself there and relive his football glory with you." Then I gave her the web site address by sending her a link.
So... either I caught her in a lie just to get my good will, or... her husband (an LSU fan in Seattle) is about to get caught in one great big lie that he's told his wife.
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:31 pm to Proejo
somebody ain't getting laid for a while
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:38 pm to Ponson416
What a douchebag, what the hell is wrong with some people. Although I have a cousin exactly like that but he doesn't live in Seattle.
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:39 pm to Proejo
quote:
So... either I caught her in a lie just to get my good will, or... her husband (an LSU fan in Seattle) is about to get caught in one great big lie that he's told his wife
Great. You destroyed a marriage and maybe even a family. You should pat yourself on the back.
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:40 pm to TheAntiGump
quote:I think it was very well played.
Great. You destroyed a marriage and maybe even a family. You should pat yourself on the back.
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:40 pm to TheAntiGump
quote:
Great. You destroyed a marriage and maybe even a family. You should pat yourself on the back.
Oh Cmon. If she divorces him for telling her he played college ball at LSU......that's pretty lame!!!
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:41 pm to TheAntiGump
quote:
You should pat yourself on the back.
I will. He'll eventually feel much better not living a lie and she'll eventually get over it.
That's assuming that she wasn't the one doing the lying here.
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:44 pm to decomp03
why does she have to be a girl. In this day and time I think the proper word would be "Woman".
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:46 pm to Coon
quote:hey ht
FYI: i'm herb tyler.
it's eric martin. good to see you
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:47 pm to manwich
what's up man? i been busy playin for the Bayou Bucks in Houma...
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:48 pm to Proejo
quote:
I will. He'll eventually feel much better not living a lie and she'll eventually get over it.
And how will their children be better for it?
quote:
That's assuming that she wasn't the one doing the lying here.
She probably was.
I'm just fricking with you BTW.
This post was edited on 11/17/08 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:50 pm to ready4something
quote:
why does she have to be a girl. In this day and time I think the proper word would be "Woman".
bitches aint shite but hoes and tricks
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:52 pm to Coon
You were only 15 when you were a starter for LSU. WOW!!! Herb is even better than I remember.
Posted on 11/17/08 at 1:01 pm to ready4something
quote:
why does she have to be a girl. In this day and time I think the proper word would be "Woman".
Start your own thread and you can title it however you want, like maybe,
ready4something... why does he act like a "woman"?
Posted on 11/17/08 at 1:14 pm to Proejo
You need to do your research.
I remember him but at LSU his last name was not the same. He was adobted after his parents passed away and he changed his name.
So at the end of the day you just look like a douche know it all who in fact doesn't know jack.
What ever happened to the cornerback LSU was recruiting from Florida last year, his name was Patrick Johnson? Can you imagine how good we would be with him
I remember him but at LSU his last name was not the same. He was adobted after his parents passed away and he changed his name.
So at the end of the day you just look like a douche know it all who in fact doesn't know jack.
What ever happened to the cornerback LSU was recruiting from Florida last year, his name was Patrick Johnson? Can you imagine how good we would be with him
Posted on 11/17/08 at 1:29 pm to BelieveInTheDUBBA
quote:
You need to do your research.
I remember him but at LSU his last name was not the same. He was adobted after his parents passed away and he changed his name.
So at the end of the day you just look like a douche know it all who in fact doesn't know jack.
What ever happened to the cornerback LSU was recruiting from Florida last year, his name was Patrick Johnson? Can you imagine how good we would be with him
Nice try at appearing relevant.
Major fail!
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