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Girl tried to sell me on her husband being a Tiger

Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:29 pm
Posted by Proejo
Dallas
Member since Oct 2007
5889 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:29 pm
I was in touch with a business in Seattle I'm considering for a purchase, and talking on the phone with this woman who is their broker. Somehow the subject of college comes up and when she hears LSU from me says, "Oh, my husband played football at LSU."

"Oh, really?" I say, "What's his name and when did he play?"

I zip over to LSUSports and have the rosters up in about 10 seconds. She says, "he played in 1997, '98 and '99. He was a starter and played DT."

I asked again, "What was his name?"

"Curtis Main"

Hmm, I didn't recall ever seeing that name, so I checked 95 - 96, 96 - 97, 97 - 98, 99 - 2000. Nope, not there.

"Are you sure it was LSU?" I asked.

"Well, yes. He's got LSU stuff all over the house", she says.

So, I say to her, "Just out of curiosity, did he have any siblings and where was he from?"

She said, "He was from Slidell, and he was an only child. His parents passed away before we met."

So, I told her that was too bad, but "Hey! Here's a web site you can go to with your husband that shows all the football rosters back to 1954. Maybe he can find himself there and relive his football glory with you." Then I gave her the web site address by sending her a link.

So... either I caught her in a lie just to get my good will, or... her husband (an LSU fan in Seattle) is about to get caught in one great big lie that he's told his wife.
Posted by Ponson416
Lafayette, LA
Member since Oct 2008
4390 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:31 pm to
somebody ain't getting laid for a while
Posted by scoot25
LA--CO
Member since Nov 2008
865 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:38 pm to
What a douchebag, what the hell is wrong with some people. Although I have a cousin exactly like that but he doesn't live in Seattle.
:rotflmao:
Posted by TheAntiGump
Member since Nov 2008
383 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:39 pm to
quote:


So... either I caught her in a lie just to get my good will, or... her husband (an LSU fan in Seattle) is about to get caught in one great big lie that he's told his wife


Great. You destroyed a marriage and maybe even a family. You should pat yourself on the back.

Posted by decomp03
Member since Oct 2005
107 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Great. You destroyed a marriage and maybe even a family. You should pat yourself on the back.
I think it was very well played.
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:40 pm to
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Great. You destroyed a marriage and maybe even a family. You should pat yourself on the back.


Oh Cmon. If she divorces him for telling her he played college ball at LSU......that's pretty lame!!!
Posted by Proejo
Dallas
Member since Oct 2007
5889 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:41 pm to
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You should pat yourself on the back.


I will. He'll eventually feel much better not living a lie and she'll eventually get over it.

That's assuming that she wasn't the one doing the lying here.
Posted by emry123
Member since Aug 2008
939 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:42 pm to
very funny story
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:44 pm to
FYI: i'm herb tyler.
Posted by ready4something
virginia beach
Member since Jul 2008
6541 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:44 pm to
why does she have to be a girl. In this day and time I think the proper word would be "Woman".
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52605 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:46 pm to
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FYI: i'm herb tyler.
hey ht

it's eric martin. good to see you
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:47 pm to
what's up man? i been busy playin for the Bayou Bucks in Houma...
Posted by TheAntiGump
Member since Nov 2008
383 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:48 pm to
quote:



I will. He'll eventually feel much better not living a lie and she'll eventually get over it.


And how will their children be better for it?


quote:


That's assuming that she wasn't the one doing the lying here.



She probably was.


I'm just fricking with you BTW.
This post was edited on 11/17/08 at 12:49 pm
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19120 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

why does she have to be a girl. In this day and time I think the proper word would be "Woman".


bitches aint shite but hoes and tricks
Posted by Binx
Member since Oct 2006
1433 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:52 pm to
You were only 15 when you were a starter for LSU. WOW!!! Herb is even better than I remember.
Posted by Proejo
Dallas
Member since Oct 2007
5889 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

why does she have to be a girl. In this day and time I think the proper word would be "Woman".


Start your own thread and you can title it however you want, like maybe,

ready4something... why does he act like a "woman"?
Posted by BelieveInTheDUBBA
Member since Oct 2004
297 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 1:14 pm to
You need to do your research.

I remember him but at LSU his last name was not the same. He was adobted after his parents passed away and he changed his name.

So at the end of the day you just look like a douche know it all who in fact doesn't know jack.

What ever happened to the cornerback LSU was recruiting from Florida last year, his name was Patrick Johnson? Can you imagine how good we would be with him
Posted by Proejo
Dallas
Member since Oct 2007
5889 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

You need to do your research.

I remember him but at LSU his last name was not the same. He was adobted after his parents passed away and he changed his name.

So at the end of the day you just look like a douche know it all who in fact doesn't know jack.

What ever happened to the cornerback LSU was recruiting from Florida last year, his name was Patrick Johnson? Can you imagine how good we would be with him


Nice try at appearing relevant.

Major fail!
Posted by GeauxChrisSports
Oh the irony......
Member since Feb 2007
19872 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 1:35 pm to
Did she sound hot?
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