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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines

Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:21 pm to
"These are sweatshop eggs"
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:28 pm to
"You know, I could've killed you, and no one would've known."
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:38 pm to
“Oh you mean the holes…”
- - Slippery Pete
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by nobigdeal69
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:40 pm to
George talking to Jerry: "What is a barometer exactly?"

Kramer: "It's pronounced thermometer"

Posted by ODP
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:42 pm to
Thanks guys now I have to rewatch the entire series again for the 50th time.
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:51 pm to
VILE WEED!!!
Posted by RoyalAir
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:07 pm to
"That's a shame."
Posted by RedHawk
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:09 pm to
ELAINE: You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld.

AARON: Yea, they bought me a coke.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:12 pm to
quote:


"Y'all come back now!"


This is a great example of a throwaway line. It wouldn't shock me if Richards just added it himself. It's a line you might miss if you aren't paying full attention, but it is hysterical if you are.

I think mine is during the post office interrogation.

Newman: Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping.
Jerry: Define rarely
Newman: Frequently
Posted by RedHawk
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:19 pm to
This whole exchange is great.

ESTELLE: Georgie what were you doing poking around the attic last night?

GEORGE: I-I wasn't in the attic.

ESTELLE: I heard noise.

GEORGE: Maybe it was a mouse.

FRANK: (jumping to his feet) OK that's it! We're moving!

GEORGE: What?

FRANK: I will not tolerate infestation.

GEORGE: You haven't even seen one.

FRANK: Don't you understand the very thought, the very idea, I'll never be comfortable again.

ESTELLE: All right Frank that's enough.

(Frank sits back down)
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:20 pm to
Kramer talking to Jerry after he took the desiccate packets out of the clothes at Putumayo:

Kramer: "Without desiccants those clothes will be noticeably musty in 5 years"

Jerry: (talking about Elaine) "She never sees the big picture"
Posted by ODP
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:21 pm to
"Now if you can excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."
-Frank
Posted by OhioLSUfan
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:28 pm to
JERRY: you yada yada yada’d the best part!!

ELAINE: no, I mentioned the lobster bisque
Posted by StringMusic
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:36 pm to
"Do you date immature men?"

"I hated everyone who had a pony"

"He stopped short? That's my move"

"Can you tell me where the stooges are?" Might not have the correct wording on this one.

And from the same episode as the last one "What's the coma etiquette?"
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:41 pm to
"You already said spite, so..."
Posted by bluestem75
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:43 pm to
What do you think of the baby?

Breathtaking.
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:53 pm to
The sea was angry that day my friends.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
The jerk store called and they're running out of you.
Who's going to turn down a junior mint?
Who? Who won't wear the ribbon?
Posted by MWP
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 1:59 pm to
Was that wrong?

Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:16 pm to
Ukraine is game to you?!"
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