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ESPN Description of LSU win vs Auburn

Posted on 9/16/18 at 1:49 am
Posted by BigBrod81
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/16/18 at 1:49 am
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LSU's SEC hopes
Certainty Level: Nic Cage movie


Watch LSU's offense long enough and it's easy to assume this is a train wreck in the vein of "The Wicker Man" or "Season of the Witch." Joe Burrow is completing fewer than half his passes. The ground game averaged less than three yards a carry against Auburn. The Tigers have yet to top 400 yards of offense in a game. And then, just when you least expect it -- boom! -- an Oscar-worthy performance like "Raising Arizona" or "Leaving Las Vegas." Is LSU good? We don't know. But we do know what Ed Orgeron would say: "Yeahdeygoodgottakeepfocushowboutsomecrawfish."



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Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 1:52 am to
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But we do know what Ed Orgeron would say: "frick 'EM."


FIFY

But seriously, frick ESPN
This post was edited on 9/16/18 at 1:53 am
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 1:52 am to
Keep disrespecting us.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13027 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 1:53 am to
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Joe Burrow is completing fewer than half his passes.


He’d have been >50% and over 300 yards if Auburn didn’t interfere so much. Just the 4 they called would have put him over 50%.
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18962 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 1:57 am to
The Auburn DB coach must be arse. They were grabbing & pulling all game long. Very poor technique especially for a SEC team.
Posted by jgriffith
Paradise Valley, Arizona
Member since Sep 2005
5258 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 2:04 am to
That's right. Burrow is a winner. This LSU Team is a winner. Do they play perfectly or even near perfect? F_ _ _ no, but we do not give a shite about that, we just keep winning.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11077 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 2:06 am to
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Oscar-worthy performance like "Raising Arizona"


Really? Great film, but Oscar-worthy?
Posted by GonadBallbarion
st augustine, fl.
Member since Aug 2015
1168 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 2:12 am to
Because our coach isnt black it isn't racist. But it's the same f****** thing. you know what? with all the sensitivities these days.. how about we get one in our favour... make ESPN look like racist pieces of s***!
This post was edited on 9/16/18 at 2:13 am
Posted by ParrishGore
Walker, La.
Member since Aug 2013
939 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 2:13 am to
They forgot, "Geaux Tigers!!!"
Posted by TheHat7
Member since Oct 2015
7189 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 2:21 am to
Salty arse dude.. no one runs on AU much. But LSU had over 100. Enough to keep the Lbers honest all day. Nothing wrong with keeping a potent offense off the field. We slaughtered TOP.. got two big picks one to set the tone and one to keep LSU Alive. Burrow converted on key plays. Not many teams throw much when front 4 is so good and they constantly drop 6-7 back
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35688 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 2:23 am to
They don’t know if we’re good or not? We have the best resume in college football three weeks in.
Posted by jgriffith
Paradise Valley, Arizona
Member since Sep 2005
5258 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 2:28 am to
Right!
Posted by K2LAW
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jun 2007
1686 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 3:03 am to
quote:

He’d have been >50% and over 300 yards if Auburn didn’t interfere so much. Just the 4 they called would have put him over 50%.


And what a nice assist they got from the zebras!,
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35252 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 3:35 am to
Thats actually pretty damn funny. I imagine this guy usually has a comedy twist in his writing? Gotta just embrace it and have fun with it.
This post was edited on 9/16/18 at 5:26 pm
Posted by More&Les
Member since Nov 2012
14684 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 3:35 am to
quote:

Just the 4 they called would have put him over 50%.



and that was about a third of what should have been called
Posted by kilroy
Strawberry Land
Member since Jan 2010
34 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 3:45 am to
David M. Hale
ESPN Staff Writer
ACC reporter.
Joined ESPN in 2012.
Graduate of the University of Delaware.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 4:10 pm to
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Thats actually pretty damn funny

Meh. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 4:37 pm to
Delaware?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39027 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

But we do know what Ed Orgeron would say: "Yeahdeygoodgottakeepfocushowboutsomecrawfish."


Bigoted. What if he was black and it said "Yeahdeygoodgottakeepfocushowboutsomechitlins."

It would be bigoted also. Like O said "Fug Dem."
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38738 posts
Posted on 9/16/18 at 4:41 pm to
Racist
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