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re: Do your girlfriends/wives lose things regularly?

Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:31 am to
Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2883 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:31 am to
My wife lost MY key this weekend...
Posted by jose
Member since Feb 2009
29779 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:33 am to
Constantly.

Just yesterday getting ready to walk out of the door for church, she says "have you seen my phone?" I tried to call it and its on silent. I go to find my friends app and tried to find it in the house. She left it on the top shelf of my daughters closet. Why on earth did you even put it on the top shelf of the closet to begin with?
Posted by midwestTiger20
Member since Mar 2026
87 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:37 am to
Mine lost the glasses that are supposed to be on her face when not sleeping.

Here’s how it went:
Her: “Will you help me find my glasses?”
Me: “Where did you leave them? The bedroom?”
Her: “I don’t know”

How does this even happen??
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
51515 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:01 am to
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I knew that she had found it and it was in a retarded location of her choosing
one of married life’s simple pleasures
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27580 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:10 am to
My wife (no pics) and daughter are constantly misplacing things. And when they can't immediately find whatever it is they're looking for there is this huge freakout.

I never have this issue, because all my stuff is kept in one place - keys, wallet, watch, phone are all placed in one spot when I get home.

The only time I misplace things is when my wife moves it.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3475 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:11 am to
Yes. I will get a text that says, did I leave my sunglasses or whatever on the kitchen counter? And before I can say no she responds with Nvmd I found them in my purse. It’s a weekly conversation.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
11278 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:26 am to
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I love my wife, but she loses lids/caps to shite all the time and it drives me insane. Medicines, toothpaste, etc. Lids/caps just vanish like a fart in the wind.


Do her farts vanish like farts in the wind, or do they linger?
Posted by Houston problem
Member since Oct 2026
111 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:33 am to
Girlfriends regularly lose their birth control (oops !).
Wives regularly lose their libido.
This post was edited on 10/12/26 at 9:35 am
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83198 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:44 am to
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I hear my wife ping her iphone probably 10x a day.



Mine is currently across town
Posted by Benne Wafer
Member since Jan 2015
470 posts
Posted on 10/12/26 at 9:50 am to
I misplace my phone walking around the house (because I am usually multitasking for everyone else) but I almost never lose my keys or wallet. I have a landing zone where my purse goes as soon as I walk in and grab it on the way out.

My husband forgets his wallet 25% of the time and I've had to run him his work badge 45 minutes away on more than a couple of occasions.
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