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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)

Posted on 5/11/09 at 7:43 am to
Posted by LSU1018
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
7215 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 7:43 am to
Chad Jones once shot himself 10 times, just to prove that 50 cent is a bitch!


This post was edited on 5/11/09 at 7:47 am
Posted by TigerDenWest
Arlington, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
357 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 8:18 am to
Adolf Hitler peed himself and then put a bullet in his head, when he heard that Chad Jones had stormed the beaches at Normandy, by himself!

,,,,,,VE Day should be known as CJ Day!
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 10:20 am to
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 10:52 am to
chad jones sky dives without a parachute bc he can
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 11:05 am to
CJ killed Osama Bin Laden, but the news is being kept secret until he runs for president in 2012.
Posted by LSU1018
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
7215 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 11:17 am to
Chad Jones calendar goes from March 31 to April 2nd b/c nobody fools Chad Jones and gets away with it!
Posted by PurpleKnight88
Laplace, LA
Member since Jan 2009
856 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 12:29 pm to
Chad Jones' DNA was found to contain every element of the periodic table plus two elements that if pronounced would end the world.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98648 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Chad Jones' DNA was found to contain every element of the periodic table plus two elements that if pronounced would end the world.


Scientists plan to hold a press conference to announce these new elements on December 21, 2012, an event long predicted by the Mayan calendar.
Posted by cdupuy
Member since Sep 2008
95 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 2:30 pm to
Once a year Chad Jones picks one lucky kid to throw into the sun.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

Scientists plan to hold a press conference to announce these new elements on December 21, 2012, an event long predicted by the Mayan calendar.
the mayans didn't die out on their own. chad jones killed them for stealing his day to end the world.
Posted by PurpleKnight88
Laplace, LA
Member since Jan 2009
856 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 9:08 pm to
Amazed by its sheer beauty, Chad Jones accidentally sunk Atlantis by staring at it too long.
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41432 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 9:15 pm to
Chad Jones doesnt cut his grass, he stands outside and dares it to grow


Posted by ImOldGregg
Member since Apr 2008
1692 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 9:28 pm to
Shamwow uses pubic from chad jones to make their towels.
Posted by MC123
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
2028 posts
Posted on 5/11/09 at 11:49 pm to
chuck norris dresses up like Chad Jones for halloween!

ETA: There needs to be a fark of this
This post was edited on 5/11/09 at 11:51 pm
Posted by thecreelymac
new orleans
Member since Jul 2008
774 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 12:01 am to
in a galaxy far from here where chad jones was born from a supernova there is an entire universe composed of his birth matter that holds the secrets to all of the things possible by chad jones.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7956 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 1:22 am to
quote:

Chad Jones once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has the most testicles?" contest. Chad Jones won by 5


...I just want to know who he got the extra testicles from. I know two are from JPW.
Posted by SuperD AP
Member since Feb 2008
1167 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 8:13 am to
Moses didnt part the red sea Chad Jones split the earths wig
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 8:17 am to
Chad Jones doesn't sleep, he waits.
Posted by pennoyer
Ruston, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2005
52 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 8:28 am to
Chad Jones ate a transformer in car mode, and later shite it out transformed into a robot.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 1:51 pm to
big baby didn't push a lil kid during his celebration bc he wanted to, chad jones told him to do it.
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