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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!
Posted on 10/21/10 at 1:38 pm to MasterofTigerBait
Posted on 10/21/10 at 1:38 pm to MasterofTigerBait
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I know a teacher at Blinn College who had Cam in class, said he was the most arrogant douche hes ever encountered
I think someone doesn't get the theme of this thread
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Posted on 10/21/10 at 1:57 pm to PsychTiger
When the miners in Chile were rescued the first thing out of their mouths was "Donde esta Cam Newton ?"
Posted on 10/21/10 at 2:20 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Cam Newton didn't steal a laptop, the laptop was drawn into Cam Newton's gravity.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 2:22 pm to CalCajun
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When the miners in Chile were rescued the first thing out of their mouths was "Donde esta Cam Newton ?"
A valid question, Cam Newton could have rescued the miners in a day, but he was too busy drilling thousands of co-eds.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 2:44 pm to PsychTiger
When Yelawolf threatens to "Pop The Trunk" he's really threatening to pull Cam Newton out of his trunk on you.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 3:29 pm to PsychTiger
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I think someone doesn't get the theme of this thread
dont wanna fan the dicks ego
Posted on 10/21/10 at 3:48 pm to MasterofTigerBait
Give a man a fish; feed him for a day.
Teach a man to be Cam Newton and he will not need fish, because he will be able to survive on a diet of railroad spikes, diamonds, and kryptonite.
Teach a man to be Cam Newton and he will not need fish, because he will be able to survive on a diet of railroad spikes, diamonds, and kryptonite.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 3:54 pm to MasterofTigerBait
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dont wanna fan the dicks ego
Only mortals have egos. Egos wish they had Cam Newton.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 3:56 pm to PsychTiger
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Only mortals have egos. Egos wish they had Cam Newton.
fair enough
Posted on 10/21/10 at 4:12 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
He showed up at halftime in the Bourbon Bown and the SCLSU Muddogs won the game.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 4:36 pm to Weaver
Cam newton performed tebows circumcision.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 4:42 pm to LSUfan4444
Oxygen needs Cam Newton to breathe!!
Posted on 10/22/10 at 10:33 am to Celeronsean
bumping for this threads awesomeness!! 
Posted on 10/22/10 at 10:38 am to TopWaterTiger
I'm glad this got bumped! 
BTW, Cam Newton once went back in time to play a game of pickup football against a pack of velociraptors. He needed a challenge.
BTW, Cam Newton once went back in time to play a game of pickup football against a pack of velociraptors. He needed a challenge.
Posted on 10/22/10 at 10:43 am to DrTyger
Wipes his butt with one square
Posted on 10/22/10 at 10:50 am to BayouRat15
Cam Newton understands everything Les Miles says and tries to say
This post was edited on 10/22/10 at 11:07 am
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:14 am to undrafted
Cam Netwon scared The Bear back into his grave.
This post was edited on 10/22/10 at 11:15 am
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:16 am to GeorgeTheGreek
You forgot one... "THE guy crying on the ground" because he just got Nevised!!!
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:20 am to IpreferDosEquis
HEY CAM! NICE SCHEDULE JACKASS
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Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:23 am to LesMilesMorePryor
Automatic urinals don't flush after Cam Newton pees in them. They explode.
If Cam Newton gets a boner the Moon gets closer.
If Cam Newton gets a boner the Moon gets closer.
This post was edited on 10/22/10 at 11:28 am
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