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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:33 am to
Posted by LSU Fan SLU Grad
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2006
4893 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:33 am to
One time Cam Newton woke up in the middle of major surgery and finished it himself.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73654 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:35 am to
ESPNs top 5 QBs of all time:

1) Cam Newton
2) Cam Newton
3) Cam Newton
4) Cam Newton
5) Cam Newton

...and Cameron Newton is closing in.
This post was edited on 10/22/10 at 11:36 am
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99684 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:35 am to
quote:

One time Cam Newton woke up in the middle of major surgery and finished it himself.


And then proceeded to impregnate all the nurses.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73654 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:36 am to
Quarterback is the best Cam Newton in college football.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99684 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:36 am to
I still crack up thinking of the knowledge StPaul dropped on the board.


quote:

Cambrian Explosion

NOUN:

The rapid diversification of multicellular animal life around the beginning of the Cambrian Period, resulting in the appearance of almost all modern animal phyla.
This post was edited on 10/22/10 at 11:37 am
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
10271 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 12:54 pm to
Cam Newton scares the grim reaper! Now Cam rides the white horse and brings hell with him.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99684 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 12:58 pm to
The Book of Revelation foretold the coming of Cam Newton.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66570 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 1:21 pm to
Can Newton found the fountain of youth but didn't drink from it because he wasn't thirsty.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54298 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 2:06 pm to
Cam Newton would walk across water if he had to, but he doesn't have to because water is willing to carry him wherever he wants to go.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54298 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 2:14 pm to
The only person who can tackle Cam Newton is Cam Newton.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54298 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 2:31 pm to
Cam Newton doesn't throw interceptions, he simply gives the ball to the other team for a while because hs is thirsty and needs some water.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
11644 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

The famous sculpture, the Thinker by Auguste Rodin, is thinking about how to stop Cam Newton.


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Posted by Chaos Six
En Route
Member since May 2009
7812 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 2:41 pm to
Cam Newton's calender doesn't stop in December 2012.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54298 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:05 pm to
Cam Newton was asked to play the lead role in the new Mission Impossible movie, but he passed because he couldn't understand the title.
Posted by fastroper
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2010
642 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:07 pm to
Warren Buffett regularly calls Cam Newton for financial advice.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54298 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:19 pm to
Ninjas dress up as Cam Newton for halloween
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18678 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:24 pm to
Armageddon: Patrick Peterson and Cam Newton ran at each other full speed and collided with such force the Earth was split in two.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73654 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:26 pm to
Can once took a week off so that ESPN could take one off too.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54298 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:26 pm to
Cam Newton completed P90X in 20 minutes a day for 3 only weeks.
Posted by WelcomeToDeathValley
1st & 1st
Member since Aug 2006
16947 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

ESPNs top 5 QBs of all time:

1) Cam Newton
2) Cam Newton
3) Cam Newton
4) Cam Newton
5) Cam Newton


you forgot

because he spits hot fiya
This post was edited on 10/22/10 at 3:27 pm
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