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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/21/10 at 7:47 am to
Posted by TigerTicker
Right behind you!
Member since Dec 2008
1279 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 7:47 am to
quote:

cam newton had his way with my girlfriend... she now will not touch white boys



she's still your girlfriend?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44453 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 7:48 am to
Bears carry spray when he's in the woods
Posted by BillyTheKid
USA
Member since Apr 2007
311 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 9:40 am to
Drew Brees named his newborn Cam Newton Brees.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25326 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:00 am to
Due to his special gifts Cam Newton requires a little more from the equipment manager than most players



Like a NASCAR pit crew to change his cleats between drives.
Posted by BillyTheKid
USA
Member since Apr 2007
311 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:04 am to
Cam Newton....is going to Disney World!

One of the funniest threads I've ever seen here.

Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:14 am to
Contrary to popular belief, we did not drop an atomic bomb on Hiroshima. A local restaurant simply forgot to bring Cam Newton chopsticks.
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4722 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:17 am to
Dear Abby writes to Cam Newton for advice.
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
11225 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:25 am to
The SITUATION is jealous of Cam's abs.
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11840 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:26 am to
Newton's Law of Gravity does not apply to Cam Newton.
Posted by leveetiger
New Roads, LA
Member since Jul 2010
594 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:32 am to
I'll play too!

If Cam Newton had drove the titanic the ice berg would have sunk
Posted by The_Pistol
Member since Dec 2003
2519 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:40 am to
This is what happens when Cam Newton farts. ~>~>~>~
Posted by Mudcrutch
Abita Springs
Member since Jan 2005
97 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:40 am to
Huddle up. Huddle up.

Alright guys, Cam Newton on one, on one. Ready. Break.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24451 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:42 am to
Cam Newton once beat Bill Brasky at arm wrestling.
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10282 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:50 am to
Cam Newton still has his baby teeth because he can't lose

After God made Cam Newton, he swept up the talent that wouldn't fit and made the rest of the Auburn team.

A cold has never caught Cam Newton.
This post was edited on 10/21/10 at 11:07 am
Posted by tigadog
Gonzales, LA
Member since Jan 2007
48 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 11:03 am to
He can actually run faster with a laptop than he can with a football
Posted by BillyTheKid
USA
Member since Apr 2007
311 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 11:17 am to
With Cam Newton LSU would be undefeated....
oh wait....
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
21677 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:04 pm to
God created Tim Tebow from Cam Newton's bleached foreskin.
This post was edited on 10/21/10 at 12:20 pm
Posted by CHSvideoman
B/t Spanish Town & Beauregard Town
Member since Oct 2009
1648 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Cam Newton loves the Coates Hall bathrooms...



oooooooooooh!!!!! Burn!!!!!
Posted by CHSvideoman
B/t Spanish Town & Beauregard Town
Member since Oct 2009
1648 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

When Patrick Peterson goes to sleep he is wearing Cam Newton jammies.



BOOOOOO!!!!!!
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7783 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:54 pm to
I know a teacher at Blinn College who had Cam in class, said he was the most arrogant douche hes ever encountered
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