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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!
Posted on 10/21/10 at 7:47 am to Mr. Hangover
Posted on 10/21/10 at 7:47 am to Mr. Hangover
quote:
cam newton had his way with my girlfriend... she now will not touch white boys
she's still your girlfriend?


Posted on 10/21/10 at 7:48 am to GeorgeTheGreek
Bears carry spray when he's in the woods
Posted on 10/21/10 at 9:40 am to GeorgeTheGreek
Drew Brees named his newborn Cam Newton Brees.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:00 am to BillyTheKid
Due to his special gifts Cam Newton requires a little more from the equipment manager than most players
Like a NASCAR pit crew to change his cleats between drives.
Like a NASCAR pit crew to change his cleats between drives.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:04 am to Bleeding purple
Cam Newton....is going to Disney World!
One of the funniest threads I've ever seen here.

One of the funniest threads I've ever seen here.

Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:14 am to BillyTheKid
Contrary to popular belief, we did not drop an atomic bomb on Hiroshima. A local restaurant simply forgot to bring Cam Newton chopsticks.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:17 am to DrTyger
Dear Abby writes to Cam Newton for advice.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:25 am to BruslyTiger
The SITUATION is jealous of Cam's abs.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:26 am to TopWaterTiger
Newton's Law of Gravity does not apply to Cam Newton.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:32 am to mule74
I'll play too!
If Cam Newton had drove the titanic the ice berg would have sunk
If Cam Newton had drove the titanic the ice berg would have sunk
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:40 am to mule74
This is what happens when Cam Newton farts. ~>~>~>~
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:40 am to leveetiger
Huddle up. Huddle up.
Alright guys, Cam Newton on one, on one. Ready. Break.
Alright guys, Cam Newton on one, on one. Ready. Break.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:42 am to leveetiger
Cam Newton once beat Bill Brasky at arm wrestling.
Posted on 10/21/10 at 10:50 am to boxcarbarney
Cam Newton still has his baby teeth because he can't lose
After God made Cam Newton, he swept up the talent that wouldn't fit and made the rest of the Auburn team.
A cold has never caught Cam Newton.
After God made Cam Newton, he swept up the talent that wouldn't fit and made the rest of the Auburn team.
A cold has never caught Cam Newton.
This post was edited on 10/21/10 at 11:07 am
Posted on 10/21/10 at 11:03 am to GeorgeTheGreek
He can actually run faster with a laptop than he can with a football
Posted on 10/21/10 at 11:17 am to tigadog
With Cam Newton LSU would be undefeated....
oh wait....
oh wait....
Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:04 pm to BillyTheKid
God created Tim Tebow from Cam Newton's bleached foreskin.
This post was edited on 10/21/10 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:31 pm to BigBrod81
quote:
Cam Newton loves the Coates Hall bathrooms...
oooooooooooh!!!!!


Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:47 pm to 4570geaux
quote:
When Patrick Peterson goes to sleep he is wearing Cam Newton jammies.
BOOOOOO!!!!!!


Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:54 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I know a teacher at Blinn College who had Cam in class, said he was the most arrogant douche hes ever encountered
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