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Bring your best Aggie joke
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:01 pm
Did you hear about the skeleton they just found in an old building at College Station?
It was the 1938 hide and seek champion.
It was the 1938 hide and seek champion.
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Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:03 pm to luciouslou
Their defense
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:05 pm to luciouslou
Sumlin
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:05 pm to roguetiger15
Chavis
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:07 pm to luciouslou
How excited they got when they hired Chavis from us. We tried to tell them
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:07 pm to luciouslou
The Aggie bus was driving down the interstate in Baton Rouge. The Aggie bus driver saw a sign saying “LSU Left”, so he turned around and drove the team back to college station.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:12 pm to luciouslou
An Aggie walks into a bar. The other people in the bar yell “frick you Aggie” and beat the shite out of him. The other people in the bar win the joke.
ETA: DAMN I need new jokes.
ETA: DAMN I need new jokes.
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:19 pm to luciouslou
My wife asked me if you can get pregnant from anal sex. I told her absolutely. That's where Aggies come from.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:19 pm to luciouslou
a small Cessna airplane crashed on a cemetery near the aTm campus, the campus fire department has reported that 250 bodies have been recovered so far and that the digging will continue until all casualties have been found
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:21 pm to 777Tiger
I don't care what galaxy you're from, that's hilarious!
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:26 pm to Grey1030
What do you call a sheep that can out run an aggie?
Virgin wool.
Virgin wool.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:33 pm to boxcarbarney
How many Aggies does it take to have sex with a steer?
(If you thought of a number larger than zero, you get the joke.)
(If you thought of a number larger than zero, you get the joke.)
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:34 pm to luciouslou
Cheer practice.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:37 pm to luciouslou
Their football program
They smell like burritos
They smell like tacos
They don’t speak English
That it’s it.
They smell like burritos
They smell like tacos
They don’t speak English
That it’s it.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:37 pm to luciouslou
A TAMU football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the Walmart came out and unplugged it.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:37 pm to luciouslou
What do you call a pretty girl on A&M’s campus?
A visitor.
A visitor.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:40 pm to Purplehaze44
Horny
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:41 pm to Barbellthor
Two aggies decide to go ice fishing.
So they head out to the closest frozen pond, grab a hammer and chisel and start chipping away.
Almost immediately, they hear a booming voice from above "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE."
The aggies look around, shrug their shoulders and resume chipping away. "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The aggies stop, look around, one of them asks, "is that you God?"
"NO, THIS IS THE ICE SKATING RINK MANAGER AT THE HOUSTON GALLERIA. THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
So they head out to the closest frozen pond, grab a hammer and chisel and start chipping away.
Almost immediately, they hear a booming voice from above "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE."
The aggies look around, shrug their shoulders and resume chipping away. "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The aggies stop, look around, one of them asks, "is that you God?"
"NO, THIS IS THE ICE SKATING RINK MANAGER AT THE HOUSTON GALLERIA. THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:45 pm to boxcarbarney
An Aggie decides to raise chickens. He buys some chicks and plants them with their heads sticking up. They all die. He buys more chicks and plants them head down. They all die. He writes a letter to the aTm ag dept. head asking for advice. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:53 pm to ffishstik
Two aggies are on plane flying to New York.
Cruising at 40000 feet, the pilot announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, engine number four has flamed out. so we will be delayed 30 minutes."
Thirty minutes later, the pilot announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, engine number three has flamed out. so we will be delayed one hour."
Twenty minutes later, the pilot announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, engine number two has now flamed out. so we will be delayed two hours."
One aggie looks at the other and says "Damn, if engine number one flames out, we'll be up here all day."
Cruising at 40000 feet, the pilot announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, engine number four has flamed out. so we will be delayed 30 minutes."
Thirty minutes later, the pilot announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, engine number three has flamed out. so we will be delayed one hour."
Twenty minutes later, the pilot announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, engine number two has now flamed out. so we will be delayed two hours."
One aggie looks at the other and says "Damn, if engine number one flames out, we'll be up here all day."
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