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re: Bring your best Aggie joke
Posted on 11/25/17 at 8:48 am to luciouslou
Posted on 11/25/17 at 8:48 am to luciouslou
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Posted on 11/25/17 at 8:53 am to Lacour
First Aggie: "Did you know that 4 out of 5 Aggies live next door to a pedophile?"
Second Aggie: "Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 9-year-old boy."
Second Aggie: "Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 9-year-old boy."
This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 8:53 am
Posted on 11/25/17 at 8:53 am to liquid rabbit
Posted on 11/25/17 at 8:59 am to luciouslou
Two Aggies rented a boat and went fishing.
They were filling the boat with fish. A dream of a trip. One Aggie says to the other, “Hey man, mark this spot for next weekend.”
“Great idea!” So he reaches in his tackle box, pulls out an orange crayon and marks a big “X” on the side of the boat.
“What in hell are you doing?” The first Aggie says.
The second Aggie replies, “What? I just marked the spot like you asked.”
“Well genius, what if next weekend they give us a different boat!!”
They were filling the boat with fish. A dream of a trip. One Aggie says to the other, “Hey man, mark this spot for next weekend.”
“Great idea!” So he reaches in his tackle box, pulls out an orange crayon and marks a big “X” on the side of the boat.
“What in hell are you doing?” The first Aggie says.
The second Aggie replies, “What? I just marked the spot like you asked.”
“Well genius, what if next weekend they give us a different boat!!”
Posted on 11/25/17 at 8:59 am to luciouslou
Q: What separates a coon-arse from a dumb-arse?
A: The Sabine River
Q: Why don't Aggies make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't figure out how to get a cup of sugar and a quart of water into that little, tiny bag.
A: The Sabine River
Q: Why don't Aggies make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't figure out how to get a cup of sugar and a quart of water into that little, tiny bag.
Posted on 11/25/17 at 9:00 am to 1badboy
Ole Clim and his girlfriend where seniors at Texas AM and they were making out in his truck on campus. Clim's girlfriend starts moaning and says "OH CLIM OH CLIM KISS ME WHERE IT STINKS ". So ole Clim cranked up the truck and drove on down to Pasadena.
Posted on 11/25/17 at 9:00 am to luciouslou
quote:
your best Aggie joke
The Aggie engineering school designs and builds a ritual bonfire to celebrate a upcoming big football game.....
It collapses, killing several aggies. True story.
(That's it, that's the joke. It's not a funny one, but it is rather funny in a morbid sort of way.)
Posted on 11/25/17 at 9:26 am to luciouslou
chuck the aggie and Byron the aggie won an elk hunt in a raffle for the second year in a row.
they were allowed to kill 7 bulls each. they did this on the first day of hunting.
they called for the pilot to come pick them up in their remote mountain range as they were done and ready to go home.
pilot told chuck and Byron that his plane was not capable of getting off the ground with 14 elk on board with them.
chuck argued that they won this same trip last year and used the same damn plane. so.....the pilot said frick it and they took off.
the plane never got off of the runway and crashed in the woods of course.
chuck and Byron were both knocked out for 5 minutes after being ejected from the plane on impact with the trees.
chuck: "Byron, are you ok? Do you know where we are?"
Byron: "yes, I'm fine. we are about 100 yards from where we were last year"
they were allowed to kill 7 bulls each. they did this on the first day of hunting.
they called for the pilot to come pick them up in their remote mountain range as they were done and ready to go home.
pilot told chuck and Byron that his plane was not capable of getting off the ground with 14 elk on board with them.
chuck argued that they won this same trip last year and used the same damn plane. so.....the pilot said frick it and they took off.
the plane never got off of the runway and crashed in the woods of course.
chuck and Byron were both knocked out for 5 minutes after being ejected from the plane on impact with the trees.
chuck: "Byron, are you ok? Do you know where we are?"
Byron: "yes, I'm fine. we are about 100 yards from where we were last year"
Posted on 11/25/17 at 10:30 am to luciouslou
How did the Aggie die drinking milk? Cow fell on him.
How did the Aggie lawyer break his nose? Chasing a parked ambulance.
Aggie is driving out in the country-side and has a breakdown. He starts to hitch-hike, and is soon given a ride. He notices his driver has a monkey in the back seat. The driver says, "See my monkey? That's a very special monkey. Watch this." Then the driver bitch-slaps the monkey, and the monkey jumps over the back seat, goes down on the driver, gives him a blowjob, finishes him in less than a minute, zips him up, and jumps back into the back seat.
The driver says, "See? I told you that was a special monkey."
The Aggie, impressed, says, "Yeah, it sure is."
The driver says, "You want to try it?"
The Aggie replies, "Yeah, but don't hit me so hard."
:rimshot:
How did the Aggie lawyer break his nose? Chasing a parked ambulance.
Aggie is driving out in the country-side and has a breakdown. He starts to hitch-hike, and is soon given a ride. He notices his driver has a monkey in the back seat. The driver says, "See my monkey? That's a very special monkey. Watch this." Then the driver bitch-slaps the monkey, and the monkey jumps over the back seat, goes down on the driver, gives him a blowjob, finishes him in less than a minute, zips him up, and jumps back into the back seat.
The driver says, "See? I told you that was a special monkey."
The Aggie, impressed, says, "Yeah, it sure is."
The driver says, "You want to try it?"
The Aggie replies, "Yeah, but don't hit me so hard."
:rimshot:
This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 10:32 am
Posted on 11/25/17 at 11:05 am to lammo
Q: How do you get a one-armed Aggie out of a tree?
A: Wave.
A: Wave.
Posted on 11/25/17 at 11:41 am to austintigerdad
Hurricane Rita prep
Posted on 11/25/17 at 11:50 am to austintigerdad
Tjohn had taken 2 weeks off but he first wanted to go to College Station for the LSU game against the Aggies.
He arrived in town early and was walking around seeing the sites, when he saw a travel agent's office with a sign saying, "Visit Hawaii, $5.00!"
Tjohn thought that this would be a great thing to do after the game, and he would just make this trip to Hawaii his vacation this year. He walked into the office and asked the lady for the Hawaii trip. She told him to walk down the hallway and enter the first door on the right.Tjohn walked in to a completely dark room and was surprised to wake up floating on a raft, apparently in the middle of the ocean.
He looked around, rubbed the knot on the back of his head, and noticed an Aggie fan sitting with a knot also on the back of his head. Tjohn asked him, "Where are we?" " heading to Hawaii!" the Aggie said, with excitement.
Tjohn asked, "Are they at least going to fly us back home?" The Aggie said, "They didn't last year "
He arrived in town early and was walking around seeing the sites, when he saw a travel agent's office with a sign saying, "Visit Hawaii, $5.00!"
Tjohn thought that this would be a great thing to do after the game, and he would just make this trip to Hawaii his vacation this year. He walked into the office and asked the lady for the Hawaii trip. She told him to walk down the hallway and enter the first door on the right.Tjohn walked in to a completely dark room and was surprised to wake up floating on a raft, apparently in the middle of the ocean.
He looked around, rubbed the knot on the back of his head, and noticed an Aggie fan sitting with a knot also on the back of his head. Tjohn asked him, "Where are we?" " heading to Hawaii!" the Aggie said, with excitement.
Tjohn asked, "Are they at least going to fly us back home?" The Aggie said, "They didn't last year "
This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 11:54 am
Posted on 11/26/17 at 10:35 am to luciouslou
Did u know that the toothbrush was invented in College Station? Anywhere else it would have been called the “teethbrush”
What do u call a man who walks into a bar in College Station with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
What do u call a man who walks into a bar in College Station with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
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