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re: A new Lynn Rollins quote I’ve never heard before

Posted on 5/10/25 at 11:04 am to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36971 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 11:04 am to
Didn’t he say something about “trying to boil crawfish with a lighter”

dude came up with all of this before chatGPT
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
48220 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 11:04 am to
I liked 'parachuted a double into right field'
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13414 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 11:21 am to
The best color guy in the college game
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
23978 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 11:21 am to
Lynn is truly a treasure. Not everyone can pull off the corniness the way he does.

Posted by StGeorgeTiger
Member since Sep 2024
781 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 11:33 am to
“There’s catfish in the parking lot.”
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40601 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 11:34 am to
He’s the Bob Uecker of the Bayou.
Posted by GeauxFish31
Member since May 2024
2833 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:35 pm to
Awesome haha
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
1343 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:37 pm to
It’s Dad joke mentality. Yea, it’s cringe and sometimes lame, but it’s funny. I do the same in my home. Wife and daughter always looking at me funny but they’re laughing inside.
Posted by Sir Fury
Member since Jan 2015
5098 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:39 pm to
You have to learn how to appreciate the simple things in life, man.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25868 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

quote:
You mean lame and trying too hard

No, man, that is funny!


Funny for most, but probably not for those extremely serious types.

Give me Rollins on baseball over Gary Danielson on football EVERYDAY of the week and twice on Sunday.
Posted by Tiger in the Sticks
Back in the Boot
Member since Jan 2007
1754 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 1:03 pm to
Classic, and I think it was after 1:00
AM when he said it.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 1:07 pm to
“Like trying to boil crawfish with a Bic lighter. It ain’t happening.”
Posted by NoMercy
Member since Feb 2007
4705 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 2:32 pm to
Wasn’t even his best game of the night. The one about boiling a crawfish with a cigarette lighter was his best
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36971 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

“Like trying to boil crawfish with a Bic lighter. It ain’t happening.”


So good
Posted by MrKnowItAll
Strop City
Member since Mar 2007
6293 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 4:50 pm to
Whenever people on this board complain about Len, they should be force to listen for hours and hours to those two guys that broadcasted the Texas A & M game last weekend.
Those two guy's voices were like "a screech owl walking bare-footed on a blackboard."
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
12622 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

You mean lame and trying too hard


You want lame, listen to 98.1 during the game
Posted by HurricaneCamille
Member since Oct 2024
2186 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:11 pm to
"Any of you guys touch any of my stuff or make fun of Lynn Rollins...I'll kill ya."
Posted by WestlakeTiger
San Antonio, Tejas
Member since Feb 2012
9488 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

You mean lame and trying too hard


That shite was funny and you're a bitch.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az
Member since Feb 2006
12889 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:16 pm to
Yes it was
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

You mean lame and trying too hard
Nothing can be funny because it’s not cool, brah. If it’s not something you said, it’s not funny. Amirite?
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