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re: Darren Myles is trying to get out of his LOI with Tennessee?

Posted on 2/6/09 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by ffhouston
The Woodlands
Member since Sep 2007
4063 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

March For Myles?


Posted by prush
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2003
698 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 10:52 pm to
myles wanted to go where Jackson did not want to go. End of story. You figure out the rest.
Posted by SA Tiger
SWLA
Member since Sep 2007
1126 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

Gumpbillies


I like the Clampetts. You've got the Gumps and the Clampetts.
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56554 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 11:21 pm to
someone said that if Myles got out of UT, the first place he would go is Alabama?

Is that correct.? I think LSU fans are a little quick to make the assumption he would go to LSU?

All I know is:

We landed Loston, the #1 Safety in the Nation..
Posted by SugarBeauxl
Chicago
Member since Nov 2008
1079 posts
Posted on 2/6/09 at 11:44 pm to
Gumps for Bama
Moonshines for Tn

Common motto for both: " You sure have a pretty mouth"
Posted by DaGarun
Smashville
Member since Nov 2007
26268 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 12:52 am to
quote:

I kinda liked Jethro's myself

I threw "Gumpbillies" out there as the first thing that occurred to me, but I kinda like "Jethros" too. You know, you can say "Bite me, Jethro" when you're slaughtering one of them in a debate (and as I now live in Nashville, I can attest that despite their delusions of grandeur there is no shortage of 'Jethros' up here...quicker to type, too!)

Although the wanna-be Bama thing is a nice touch... would hit a nerve. Maybe 'Jethro' is his first name and his last name is 'Gumpbilly'
Posted by Acreboy
Member since Nov 2005
38568 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 12:56 am to
so how many pages has this gone not talking about Myles?
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8140 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 2:27 am to
Gumpbillies is not bad, but perhaps too long. Perhaps just shorten it to "Billies". I like Jethro's, but perhaps each individual should be known as "Jethro" rather than using it for the group. Something like...

"Shut up Jethro, get your billy arse off our board"

...yes, I like that
Posted by MFV
Member since Oct 2008
911 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 7:40 am to
I think Myles would have gone to bama however, Moore was supposedly told last week not to visit because we didn't have room. I wonder if that changes if Janzen was honest with Miles?
Posted by Chinese Bandit
Edmond, Ok
Member since Jan 2004
1551 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 7:50 am to
They should always be called the Floppy Cocks.
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
24867 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Floppy Cocks.


Good one

Variation: GORT abbreviation of "Good Ole Rocky Top"



The first thing that comes to mind when I think of UT is that DAMN SONG. It also fits the 4 letter GUMP comparison. GUMPS N GORTS.
Posted by Peachtree Tiger
Member since Jan 2004
3232 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Cadello we need a catchy name for our new friends from Tenn


Tennessee0and12
Posted by TippyTiger
Member since Jul 2008
321 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 9:49 am to
LSU was a finalist and hmm if he is mad about J. Jackson then don't you think LSU would be where he goes. Where there is only one for sure DB in the class. Bama has Two stud DB's in the class already and yes Dre or miles could be a safety or cb you just do not know until they get on campus.
Posted by VOLNBAMA
Birmingham
Member since Jan 2009
11 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 9:58 am to
well that makes it true then if it's on a Bama board.
This post was edited on 2/7/09 at 9:59 am
Posted by VOLNBAMA
Birmingham
Member since Jan 2009
11 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 9:58 am to
nvm
Posted by TigerWoodlands
The Woodlands
Member since Dec 2008
1207 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 10:29 am to
OK - this is likely too cumbersome, but...

How about deVOLved or deVOLS;

for example;

deVOLved coach Lane Kiffin was last seen lunching on a Skecher courtesy of the NCAA and CUM.

After the most recent humiliation by (insert your team name here) the deVOLved fans slunk back to Cooter Hollow towing their homes behind them.

or the shorter version,

Lady deVOLS head coach Pat Summitt was recently photographed sunbathing with Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge.

It's a long shot and the mullet troop in K-ville probably won't get it but please tell me what you think.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34286 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 10:59 am to
I'm still leaning toward this guy


Mr. Haney, from Green Acres

Heres a bit of his bio if you need convincing:
quote:

Mr. Haney is the sweaty, conniving, opportunistic embodiment of capitalism in bucolic Hooterville. Cracked of voice and ethics, Haney never misses an opportunity to make a buck or exploit a relationship. A true huckster, he always has a trick up his sleeve or some snake oil to sell you.

Sounds perfect for Coach Laney, and all our newly hated friends from Tenn

The lying, deceitful, conniving country bumpkin, "Haneys"
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8140 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 12:00 pm to
How bout calling them "Cooters"?
Posted by TickledTiger
Down & Out
Member since Dec 2007
2837 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

the mullet troop in K-ville


i like the "mullets"
Posted by texastigerr
Texas
Member since Jan 2005
9319 posts
Posted on 2/7/09 at 1:58 pm to
How about incesteers as in Volunteers?
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