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Things Homeowners With Expensive-Looking Yards Never Do

Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:38 pm
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:38 pm
Ran across this article and thought the H&G board might enjoy discussing their opinions on some of these.

https://obsessedlawn.com/mt/things-homeowners-with-expensive-looking-yards-never-do/

I'm guilty of a couple of these, admittedly. Heck, the very first one I could never bring myself to do. I feel like I need a physical barrier.

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1. Leave garden beds without a crisp, cut edge

This is the one. If you fix nothing else, fix this.

A designer can look at two identical beds and tell you which one cost money — and it’s almost always the one with a clean, spade-cut trench between the lawn and the mulch. That dark, defined line reads as intentional. It frames the planting the way a mat frames a print.

Plastic scalloped edging doesn’t do it. A hand-cut trench does.

Grab a half-moon edger or a flat spade, cut a shallow V-shaped groove along the bed, and pull the loose soil back into the bed. It costs an afternoon and nothing else. The mulch sits lower than the turf, water stays put, and grass stops creeping in.


I have seen common bermuda cross almost any barrier or canyon I put in front of it. I have a hard time believing this would eliminate that problem.

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8. Line plants up in single-file soldier rows

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18. Neglect the front entrance and door approach


Guilty.

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23. Let weeds creep into beds and cracks


Guilty, but this is more a time issue. I usually take care of it, but sometimes it takes a while before I get around to it.



There are also quite a few things on that list that really irks me when I see others doing it. Specifically these:

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2. Pile mulch into ‘volcanoes’ against tree trunks
3. Reach for dyed jet-black or rusty-red mulch
4. Scalp the lawn by mowing it too short
19. Dot the path with cheap solar stake lights
21. Leave trash cans, hoses, and tools in view
This post was edited on 9/1/26 at 4:39 pm
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:42 pm to
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Leave trash cans, hoses, and tools in view
the author of that article would have an aneurysm if he came to my house
Posted by ItzMe1972
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:47 pm to
My pet peeve. When did this insanity start?

Posted by Maillard
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:15 pm to
I've noticed the landscape crews use a stick edger around the edge of the grass to the flower bed/ mulch. Then somebody's got to get in there and pull the grass shoots.

I guess you could just weed eat it off the top like I do around the trees.
I'm guilty of not getting dad stuff out fast enough. And a few others.
This post was edited on 9/1/26 at 5:17 pm
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:20 pm to
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4. Scalp the lawn by mowing it too short


Several neighbors do this and it looks turrible. During our extended they all had brown yards.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:23 pm to
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the author of that article would have an aneurysm if he came to my house


I have one neighbor that leaves his trash can at the road 24/7. Never brings it in. Just brings his bags out to the road. It’s an ordinance violation. But I guess it’s never enforced.
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:35 pm to
I have not brought my trash can in in 20+ years . In my defense it’s a semi rural area, my driveway is almost 1000’ long and nobody else brings theirs in either
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:36 pm to
You’re killing me, Smalls!
Posted by meeple
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:53 pm to
My landscaper friend told me about how trashy red mulch is years ago.
Posted by CatfishJohn
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Posted on 9/1/26 at 10:50 pm to
Red mulch is so fricking bad
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:20 am to
I like pine bark nuggets.
Posted by BoogaBear
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:45 am to
I'm so glad I no longer live in an HOA.

I've got a quarter mile from my house to the end of my driveway and my cans stay at the end.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 7:19 am to
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I've got a quarter mile from my house to the end of my driveway and my cans stay at the end.


If you live in the country and have a quarter mile driveway, that's definitely understandable. My neighbor has a 30 ft long driveway. That's just lazy.

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I like pine bark nuggets.


This is where I have settled also. Pine bark for flower beds and pine straw for the vegetable garden.
Posted by Loup
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 7:42 am to
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4. Scalp the lawn by mowing it too short


My back yard looks dead/dormant right now because of this . The shitty thing about my bermuda is that if I go 5 days between mows one week instead of 3 I have to scalp it down and let it grow back to height or raise my height to keep it from looking perpetually scalped every mow.
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 8:42 am to
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Leave garden beds without a crisp, cut edge


I have stone as a garden barrier. Every spring I use Roundup to kill any grass along the edge of the stone. Is the author suggesting that any sort of barrier other than a trench is cheap?

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3. Reach for dyed jet-black or rusty-red mulch


I use black mulch. I think it looks good as a contrast to the red stone garden border. Pine needles always looked cheap to me.

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19. Dot the path with cheap solar stake lights


This I agree with. Though I don't have path lights. I do have garden lights, but they're the hard wired low voltage kind. In fact, I just added a stone Japanese style lantern my wife got me and wired it to the garden lights so it lights up at night.

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21. Leave trash cans, hoses, and tools in view


Yeah, bring your trash cans in.
Posted by sosaysmorvant
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 9:04 am to
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4. Scalp the lawn by mowing it too short


Several neighbors do this and it looks turrible. During our extended they all had brown yards.


My ole lady does this in our front yard (OCD driven). It drives me nuts. We were lucky half the yard didn't die during the mini-drought.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:35 am to
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Things Homeowners With Expensive-Looking Yards Never Do


park on the lawn
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:44 pm to
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I have stone as a garden barrier. Every spring I use Roundup to kill any grass along the edge of the stone. Is the author suggesting that any sort of barrier other than a trench is cheap?


It would appear so. I think some borders do look cheap, like the plastic tubing ones. I’ve used the metal edge before but after it while it starts to rust and looks like crap. That’ll make it look “cheap” I guess. But there ain’t nothing wrong with a good natural color stone edge IMO.

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I use black mulch. I think it looks good as a contrast to the red stone garden border. Pine needles always looked cheap to me.


I’ve used black mulch before and don’t think it’s too bad. Red is horrible, though.

Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:57 pm to


If your palm trees look like this, you need to turn in your gardener card. It hurts the tree & causes a condition called "pencil pointing" that would typically only result from highly severe, historic frosts.

https://gardeningsolutions.ifas.ufl.edu/care/pruning/pruning-palms/

Another one is if your sagos have chunks pruned out of them like a bush. They don't grow back. Every time I see one of those I know that the yard guy doesn't know shite.
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 8:30 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 7:49 pm to
Palm trees with a Beeker hair cut.
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