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re: As embarrassing as it is, I need help for an itchy bum

Posted on 6/11/18 at 7:28 am to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68994 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 7:28 am to
Decidin

Consider a prostitute to give you a rim job
Posted by Gillbeaux87
Member since Jul 2017
41 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:39 am to
Soak a cotton ball in rubbing alcohol, apply to b-hole, hang on tight for 15-20 seconds.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33536 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 12:10 pm to
Fungal infection I'm sure but odd the Rxes didn't work.

Sleep naked (no pics please).
And change your diet.

I used to have frequent issues because I run, bike, ski, and swim a lot.

Cutting the yeast factory that is sugar (including grains) made it go away completely. It's pretty miraculous.

Research anti-fungal diets.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34614 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:59 am to
Resinol ointment.. you have to go the actual pharmacy but you can buy it straight up.. it’s a really good all purpose ointment for anything like that. Helps with itching/burning.chafing.

Someone recommended it to me and I’ve bought a few tubes of it. Hope it helps
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22385 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 11:10 am to
I use that stuff on my 2yo for major rashes. It's amazing
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4279 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:01 am to
Try sitting in a bath tub as hot as you can stand it with Epsom Salt.
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9586 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:39 pm to
I’m going to try these tips. After more time, I think I may be dealing with either hemorrhoids or a fungal infection that didn’t respond to the prescription.

Any hemorrhoid treatments that worked for some of you? At least this is a far more common issue, except I’m neither fat nor pregnant, so if I have this problem, it’s a little odd.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22385 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 4:55 pm to
You can get hemmroids from sitting on the toilet too long.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40058 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 9:16 pm to
Go see a colo-rectal specialist. They will know what to do.
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
10118 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 12:13 am to
Let me ask you this, does it only itch after you've taken a dump?

If that's not it and it's usually at night, I'd bet pinworms. I got them when I lived in Hawaii (the people/workers are dirty savages down there). PinX cleared it up quick. I remember it being absolutely excruciatingly itchy, waking me up in the middle of the night.
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9586 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 11:40 pm to
The good news is that my issue has finally been resolved. I started eating tree nuts (cashews and almonds) by the handful ever day. It turns out cashews have an oil that is chemically similar to that of poison ivy. After two weeks of abstaining from nuts and oatmeal (two things I started eating at the time of my issue in April), I am back to almost normal.

It sucks because I love tree nuts, but I never want to suffer this again. It went on for months before I finally came to the conclusion.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11847 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:25 am to
I used to have an itchy bum throughout most of the day for a little while. One day I ran a hot bath, got the water all soapy, took a wash cloth and went to town on my b-hole until it was fricking numb from scrubbing. No more itch baw.
Posted by Rantavious
Bossier ''get down'' City
Member since Jan 2007
2093 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 10:13 am to
Not so fast my friend.

If the doc says yeast you may be looking at Candida overgrowth.

If so, the meds prolly worked. But the anal itching increases shortly after treating due to die- off.

I would suggest learning about an anti-candida protocol: ACV, coconot oil, probiotics, etc
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
5574 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 6:07 pm to
Do not just bend over and wipe your arse after taking a dump. You need to also sit up, pull your ballsack up and wipe some more.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15395 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

candida overgrowth
. Wasn't that a song by Tony Orlando?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19762 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

You can get hemmroids from sitting on the toilet too long.


Does pushing have to be involved? Or just sitting?

Cause the toilet has become my regular “check TD” spot now that I have multiple kids.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22727 posts
Posted on 9/13/18 at 5:38 am to
I cant eat peanuts because it makes my arse itch.
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