Am i the only one that gets on the scale pre poop and post poop?

if im home, i always do it. Nothing like dropping 2-3lbs in one sitting imo

Try pre- and post-morning piss

I've lost 5 lbs after a night of drinking

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Try pre- and post-morning piss

I've lost 5 lbs after a night of drinking

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5lbs after one piss? no way

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don’t poop so nope.

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are u my wife?

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5lbs after one piss? no way

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5lbs = approx 75oz

So I peed more than a Big Gulp

It was a loooooong piss

A very full bladder is 800 mL’s. 1000 mL’s is probably max capacity before pissing yourself, as long as you don’t have a spinal cord injury or other reasons for retention. That’s 1 liter, 1 kg, 2.2 pounds.

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poop like 6-8 times a day in exotic locations. I can't carry a scale with me.

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would like to hear stories

Mostly true. I have IBS (which really is not fun and changes your life into a constant sideways glance for the bathroom).

I have to travel around southern Arizona for my job, so I've had to drop in on a lot of small establishments to drop one and leave. The key is to do it with authority. Like if it's a single room and you know you're causing a line, just finish and walk out with your head high.

The oddest one was one time I walked in and a dude was taking a dump with the stall door wide open. It shut and locked, he just didn't shut it. I just turned around and left. It smelled like death and he stared me down while he was unleashing that fudge dragon. Whatever that was, I wanted no part of it.

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I shite twice a week and it’s usually both on Saturday for some reason.

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If I go more than 3 days then I’m considering drinking a bottle of magnesium citrate. Thankfully it doesn’t happen often because that crap is God awful.