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Playing with, possibly, future FIL
Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:06 pm
A) let him win
B) win
C) whoop his arse
Don’t know his handicap but he plays 50 rounds a year. Told he’s “okay” maybe mid 80’s.
B) win
C) whoop his arse
Don’t know his handicap but he plays 50 rounds a year. Told he’s “okay” maybe mid 80’s.
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Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:22 pm to Rendevoustavern
Slough off the front 9 then press the bet and skull drag him on the back
Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:37 pm to Rendevoustavern
C
Posted on 10/14/19 at 1:19 pm to Rendevoustavern
quote:
A) let him win
Only a bitch would do this. I would personally have a lower opinion of you as a potential SIL.
Go play your game and enjoy the round together.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 1:20 pm to CoachChappy
quote:
Go play your game and enjoy the round together.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 2:05 pm to Rendevoustavern
Let him have the first tee box out of respect... then proceed to beat the brakes off him if at all possible. 
Edit: I will live vicariously through you because my FIL has about a 10 stroke better handicap than me.... and he never once in over 10 years has let off the gas pedal.
Edit: I will live vicariously through you because my FIL has about a 10 stroke better handicap than me.... and he never once in over 10 years has let off the gas pedal.
This post was edited on 10/14/19 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 10/14/19 at 2:20 pm to Rendevoustavern
Does it matter? I doubt you beat him anyway.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 3:27 pm to Rendevoustavern
My sister has had a number of boyfriends over the years, none of which could break 100. I think my dad would be ecstatic if she dated/married someone who could beat him at golf.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:18 pm to Random LSU Hero
I like this. He knows I played college golf and surely has a high(er) expectation.
I’ll keep y’all posted. Maybe an in game thread.
I’ll keep y’all posted. Maybe an in game thread.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:47 pm to Rendevoustavern
If it’s your first time playing with him and he’s at all old fashioned do not be on your phone doing an in game thread. That’s a quicker route to being disrespected than being a complete cuck and letting him win.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:53 pm to Zanzibaw
Unfortunately sarcasm isn’t captured via text.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 3:46 pm to Rendevoustavern
Do your best.
Compliment good shots.
Compliment good shots.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 3:53 pm to The Johnny Lawrence
quote:
My sister has had a number of boyfriends over the years
We know
Posted on 10/15/19 at 4:01 pm to Rendevoustavern
50 times a year is a lot of golf to play and just be "okay". He's either better than that or a horrible athlete..
Posted on 10/15/19 at 4:34 pm to Rendevoustavern
get really drunk and ask if your fiances mom is a good lay
This post was edited on 10/15/19 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:05 pm to Rendevoustavern
C
Most definitely C.
He is a golfer and knows that you have to have the skills to play well. You whoop him it will show him that you have the skills. That means that you have a work ethic to hone those skills. He will be happy.
But.................. the big reason is.........
You smoke him bad, he knows that you can play and wants golf lessons. Free golf lessons.
Any father would sell their daughter for free golf lessons. This last part is sarcastic
Most definitely C.
He is a golfer and knows that you have to have the skills to play well. You whoop him it will show him that you have the skills. That means that you have a work ethic to hone those skills. He will be happy.
But.................. the big reason is.........
You smoke him bad, he knows that you can play and wants golf lessons. Free golf lessons.
Any father would sell their daughter for free golf lessons. This last part is sarcastic
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:40 pm to Rendevoustavern
Do your best. Let the chips fall where they may.
Posted on 10/18/19 at 3:02 pm to Rendevoustavern
quote:
He knows I played college golf
makes your wondering about it look very weak.
Do your best. Stay off phone. Be pleasant and gracious even if you are usually an uptight asswipe on course.
This your future fil.
You are going to play with him several times a year.
Posted on 10/19/19 at 8:16 am to Rendevoustavern
If you hit a bad shot, go into a rage and snap clubs over your knee while yelling F-Bombs.
Posted on 10/19/19 at 7:46 pm to Rendevoustavern
Insist on playing the tips and call obscure penalties on him
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