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re: Your biggest cooking fail?
Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:09 pm to aaronb023
Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:09 pm to aaronb023
Freshman year in college cooking chicken tenders. Burned a few in last batch and smoked up my apt setting off fire alarm. Firetruck and ambulance arrived. My response, sorry guys...nothing to see here.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:33 pm to AlxTgr
At age six, was taking egg flipper out of the drawer and flipped a butcher knife out. Stuck up perfectly centered in the top of my right foot (I was barefoot) had to pull it out of the bone where it was imbedded. Still have a nifty scar centered in the top of my foot, sixty years later.
Always careful when I remove egg flippers since that morning failure.
I have failed so many cooking efforts over my lifetime that they have blended into a nice charred, over seasoned, smokey, too tough to cut or chew blurr. Have yet to melt a hole through a cast iron skillet. Did melt an aluminum saute pan once.
Always careful when I remove egg flippers since that morning failure.
I have failed so many cooking efforts over my lifetime that they have blended into a nice charred, over seasoned, smokey, too tough to cut or chew blurr. Have yet to melt a hole through a cast iron skillet. Did melt an aluminum saute pan once.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:40 pm to MeridianDog
Wasn't my cooking fail, but when I was 2 or 3 my mom had a skillet with super hot oil on the stove.
I saw the handle sticking out over the stove and decided to grab it.
Pulled boiling oil down on my arm. That was fun.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconwah.gif)
I saw the handle sticking out over the stove and decided to grab it.
Pulled boiling oil down on my arm. That was fun.
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 4:54 pm to Zach
Imagining rabbit shite isn't all too hard. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:00 pm to AlxTgr
My to-be wife decided to make a homemade lasagna when we were dating. She made her shopping list which included bulk sausage for the recipe and off she went. She labored for a few hours and was pretty proud of herself.
I took my first bite and immediately realized something was amiss. Rather than buying bulk Italian sausage she used Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage.. After all sausage is sausage is it not?.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
I took my first bite and immediately realized something was amiss. Rather than buying bulk Italian sausage she used Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage.. After all sausage is sausage is it not?.
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This post was edited on 4/7/13 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:03 pm to wiltznucs
It must have been hard to tell her "yes honey it tastes great".
Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:07 pm to CITWTT
Most legit fdb thread in ages, I'm enjoying this. Also drunk.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:17 pm to kfizzle85
I also passed out while boiling eggs. Woke up to chunks of egg all over the kitchen. Took a while for the smell to go away
Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:27 pm to aaronb023
Nothing too egregious, but I have a disturbing tendency to undercook meats while intoxicated. Once the drunk munchies set in I get impatient
I've had my share of bad chicken experiences and I've eaten some steaks that were in hindsight probably even more rare than I normally like (I didn't think that was possible).
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I've had my share of bad chicken experiences and I've eaten some steaks that were in hindsight probably even more rare than I normally like (I didn't think that was possible).
Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:34 pm to Matisyeezy
quote:In college, I broke out the grill late one night and cooked burgers for everyone. I ate last.
Nothing too egregious, but I have a disturbing tendency to undercook meats while intoxicated
Next morning opened the fridge and found my half eaten, almost 100% raw burger.
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:42 pm to TigerMyth36
Exactly! It's always juicy, sometimes maybe a little chewy, but I've not yet suffered any lasting effects so I figure it could be worse ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 5:42 pm to TigerMyth36
Decided to cook mustard greens as a treat for my mom, who loves them, one year at Thanksgiving. Midway through the simmering, another relation shows up down the street at MILs house and I'm compelled to go for a visit. I turn the heat down under the pot....and return 30 mins later to a house filled with the stovetop-generated equivalent of chemical weapons grade mustard gas. I had to throw away a MagnaLite pot. I can still smell that funk in my mind.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 6:50 pm to I Ham That I Ham
quote:Somewhat related, Pit Grill uses the same plastic cup for butter and Tarter Sauce. Plopped the cup of butter in my son's grits and made them up as usual. He said they tasted funny.
accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour
Grits with Tarter Sauce is odd, but not a terrible as it sounds.
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:22 pm to AlxTgr
Moussaka. Made it twice & both times it was a big, oily, gooey mess.
I will try again, though.
I will try again, though.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:26 pm to AlxTgr
I was a junior, living on campus at LSU when my neighbor decided that we should try our hand at cooking red beans and rice. We walked to the A&P in the shopping center that was near the dorm, Kirby Smith. We bought a bag of beans and a bag of rice along with smoked ham hocks. We went back to the dorm and cooked our beans and ham hocks on a hot plate. We cooked that stuff for three hours. After we took the beans off of the hot plate, we cooked our rice. We were ready for a feast after we cooked the rice. The rice was kite paste and the beans were real crunchy. The hocks were tougher than trying to eat shoe leather. We threw that crap out and walked to Round the Corner for burgers and fries. I know that I'm old, but we had a Jerry Lewis Cinema next door to the shopping center that the A&P was in. At least we chose to eat at Round the Corner instead of McDonalds. Today, I know how to cook beans and rice. At least we didn't burn those beans.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:31 pm to CITWTT
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It must have been hard to tell her "yes honey it tastes great".
I've often wondered if she did it on purpose knowing that for the remainder of our relationship I'd do all the cooking.
Terrible cook or evil genius? We'll never know....
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:02 pm to wiltznucs
Junior year in college, came home drunk from the bar and decided to fry some chicken tenders. I filled up the pot with oil and cranked the heat. I then wandered off for a while. I came back and it looked for all the world like the oil was still cold. I decided to test it by tossing in a piece of chicken. The next few seconds are fuzzy but I just remember a large splash, then flames.
Luckily, I was smart enough to turn off the heat and throw flour on the fire but it was pretty damn scary.
Luckily, I was smart enough to turn off the heat and throw flour on the fire but it was pretty damn scary.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:37 pm to AlxTgr
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Drank all day
This is how they all start. At a tailgate I walked off and left the jambalaya as the rice was going. I fricking walked over to somebody elses tailgate and got a burger.
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 9:23 pm to Zach
Not to be rude, but how can she screw up brownies? Brownies are super easy to make, especially if you're using a box mix. Even from scratch, all you're doing is combining the ingredients in a bowl and pouring them into a sprayed Pyrex pan and baking for 30 minutes.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 9:46 pm to Mo Jeaux
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My first gumbo ever. I was scared of burning the roux, since that is all you ever hear about. Well, not only did I not burn the roux, but damn it, it was white. The gumbo tasted "ok," but white gumbo is just not right
I did this exact same thing my first attempt at gumbo. It tasted ok but it was really weird eating off-white gumbo.
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