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Reporting from hell.. Ryans
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:12 pm
I sit amid a table of confusion and a sign promoting new mediterranean tilapia as the feature item tonight. Why? I do not know my wife is pregnant with strange desires I guess is all I can say. Let's go to Ryans. On a friday night.... In livingston parish. What strange creatures I sit amongst. Entire families From civil war vets to their great great grand kids. My goal tonight. Don't get sick. Nothing is what it seems. They even put a sign proud of nola style jambalaya.. That looks strangly like spagetti sauce.
Only bright spot. The rolls are good and the service is suprisingly good.
Only bright spot. The rolls are good and the service is suprisingly good.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:15 pm to Catman88
Eat up, bro. Shake it off. It's food.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:16 pm to Catman88
Don't they have "stakes hot of the gril after 4"? That's what the sign outside says. 
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:16 pm to Catman88
quote:
Let's go to Ryans. On a friday night.... In livingston parish.
I think that's what killed Curley
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:17 pm to Catman88
I don't think I could think of any worse place to be. 
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:17 pm to Catman88
Ohh no, say it's not so Catman...
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:17 pm to Catman88
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They even put a sign proud of nola style jambalaya.. That looks strangly like spagetti sauce.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:18 pm to notiger1997
You've obviously never been in Dutch with a pregnant wife.
Eat some sirloin and soft serve ice cream. No worries.
Eat some sirloin and soft serve ice cream. No worries.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Catman88
Soft serve vanilla still available?
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:21 pm to pooponsaban
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It's food
Ehhh, that's debatable.
Buffets in general is a pretty nasty concept IMO... I'll save it though. Catman's eating.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:24 pm to Catman88
I've never had a problem at Ryan's. Which is amazing considering the snot and hiv that are on those tongs, spoons, and whatnot. I don't think you have any worries Catman. I'm sure the heat lamp gets Wednesday's baked chicken hot enough to kill Friday's germs. Hope for your sake Jamal is not holding a grudge against whitey and his glass of tea tonight 
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:27 pm to LSUballs
That was just wrong LSUballs...
Funny and true, but wrong... The man's having to suffer as it is.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:28 pm to Catman88
Go for the salad bar, because most of the people there will probably avoid it.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:33 pm to Catman88
My coworkers fav spot. I was the only one with an iphone and would guide us around ryans when looking for food out of town.
As a six year old it was my favorite spot.
As a six year old it was my favorite spot.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:03 pm to Catman88
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mediterranean tilapia
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:07 pm to pooponsaban
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It's food.
Are you sure about that?
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:26 pm to Catman88
Your FDL rant has lost some cred now that you're Ryan's guy. 
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:27 pm to Catman88
Here is what i dont get. Everyone is frantic about getting to the food. They were trying to run me over to get to it. I ended up with salad. rolls and fried shrimp and soft serve. If there were some process for getting a steak it must have been a secret only the natives knew about.
I look forward to one day watching Morgan freeman narrate a film on this topic.
I look forward to one day watching Morgan freeman narrate a film on this topic.
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:30 pm to Catman88
Double post
This post was edited on 3/9/12 at 9:31 pm
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