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Reporting from hell.. Ryans

Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:12 pm
I sit amid a table of confusion and a sign promoting new mediterranean tilapia as the feature item tonight. Why? I do not know my wife is pregnant with strange desires I guess is all I can say. Let's go to Ryans. On a friday night.... In livingston parish. What strange creatures I sit amongst. Entire families From civil war vets to their great great grand kids. My goal tonight. Don't get sick. Nothing is what it seems. They even put a sign proud of nola style jambalaya.. That looks strangly like spagetti sauce.

Only bright spot. The rolls are good and the service is suprisingly good.
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:15 pm to
Eat up, bro. Shake it off. It's food.
Posted by eleventy
inner city
Member since Jun 2011
2056 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:16 pm to
Don't they have "stakes hot of the gril after 4"? That's what the sign outside says.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:16 pm to
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Let's go to Ryans. On a friday night.... In livingston parish.


I think that's what killed Curley
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61807 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:17 pm to
I don't think I could think of any worse place to be.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:17 pm to
Ohh no, say it's not so Catman...


Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118615 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

They even put a sign proud of nola style jambalaya.. That looks strangly like spagetti sauce.



Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:18 pm to
You've obviously never been in Dutch with a pregnant wife.

Eat some sirloin and soft serve ice cream. No worries.
Posted by BT
North La
Member since Aug 2008
9766 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:20 pm to
Soft serve vanilla still available?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86738 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:21 pm to
God bless
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

It's food



Ehhh, that's debatable.



Buffets in general is a pretty nasty concept IMO... I'll save it though. Catman's eating.


Posted by LSUballs
P.A.I.G
Member since Feb 2008
40410 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:24 pm to
I've never had a problem at Ryan's. Which is amazing considering the snot and hiv that are on those tongs, spoons, and whatnot. I don't think you have any worries Catman. I'm sure the heat lamp gets Wednesday's baked chicken hot enough to kill Friday's germs. Hope for your sake Jamal is not holding a grudge against whitey and his glass of tea tonight
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:27 pm to
That was just wrong LSUballs... Funny and true, but wrong... The man's having to suffer as it is.


Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:28 pm to
Go for the salad bar, because most of the people there will probably avoid it.
Posted by tetu
Ascension Parish
Member since Jan 2011
12269 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 8:33 pm to
My coworkers fav spot. I was the only one with an iphone and would guide us around ryans when looking for food out of town.

As a six year old it was my favorite spot.
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8824 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

mediterranean tilapia


Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10226 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

It's food.


Are you sure about that?
Posted by Benchwarmer
Member since Feb 2004
4963 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:26 pm to
Your FDL rant has lost some cred now that you're Ryan's guy.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:27 pm to
Here is what i dont get. Everyone is frantic about getting to the food. They were trying to run me over to get to it. I ended up with salad. rolls and fried shrimp and soft serve. If there were some process for getting a steak it must have been a secret only the natives knew about.
I look forward to one day watching Morgan freeman narrate a film on this topic.

Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 3/9/12 at 9:30 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/9/12 at 9:31 pm
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