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re: Portnoy Pizza Reviews

Posted on 4/3/22 at 11:37 pm to
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

can you give some detail about why that is? oven, dough, ingredients .. making a decent pizza is not that hard. Not sure why all pizza in Nola is shite.


At its core, French bread could not be simpler. But New Orleans French bread is the only French bread. Everything else is a weak copycat.
Posted by Whodatforlife21
Big Easy
Member since Apr 2013
1975 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 11:38 pm to
Wonder if he will go to Paulie Gee’s I feel like them and Nola pizza are the best 2 in the city.
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7570 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:09 am to
quote:

NOLA has installed some crazy system to mimic the NYC water. The dough is 'chewy' like NYC dough.



I'm not sure I believe it. Maybe it's true, but if so it didn't make much of a difference in my opinion. I've eaten there twice and found it to be mediocre both times. Paulie Gees was probably the best I've had and even it wasn't all that great.
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 7:10 am
Posted by puffulufogous
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
6390 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:20 am to
quote:

NOLA has installed some crazy system to mimic the NYC water. The dough is 'chewy' like NYC dough.

The city that has a boil advisory on a monthly basis and leaves streets torn up for years has installed a system to improve pizza dough quality?
Posted by Large Farva
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
8725 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 8:24 am to
Cool story, he tried our Bacon Jam Grilled Cheese at Hogs on Friday. He said if we did our homework on him we would know he doesn't like bacon. He gave us a 7.8 with the bacon and 9.2 without the bacon.
Posted by BLIZZAKE7
BRLA
Member since Apr 2005
6260 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 8:32 am to
Portnoy visited The Boot last night and tried their pizza
Posted by Boomshockalocka
Member since Feb 2004
59909 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 8:37 am to
Was told He already reviewed Paulie G in NYC.
Posted by GynoSandberg
Bay St Louis, MS
Member since Jan 2006
74443 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:05 am to
quote:

I'd be shocked if any of the places he tried in New Orleans score above a mid-7



He gave NOLA a 7.4
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102098 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:12 am to
quote:

quote:
NOLA has installed some crazy system to mimic the NYC water. The dough is 'chewy' like NYC dough.

The city that has a boil advisory on a monthly basis and leaves streets torn up for years has installed a system to improve pizza dough quality?


IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE
IT’S IN THE WATER

There are three major components to making NYC style dough: water, yeast and fermentation. We strip everything from the water through reverse osmosis and then we add back the right levels of calcium, magnesium, & sodium ensuring the Total Dissolved Solids and the pH levels are a perfect match for NYC water. This not only provides the right elements for our 48 hour fermentation process of our dough balls, but it produces a consistently high-quality perfect pizza and crust. Our dough is naturally leavened and fermented using a sourdough starter. And finally, we use a top-of-the-line proofer which will ferment the dough at a specific temperature and humidity level for two days, giving the dough a more nuanced flavor and texture than quick-proofed dough.”
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Brooklyn Pizza




There is no god
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78363 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:33 am to
quote:

But New Orleans French bread is the only French bread. Everything else is a weak copycat.


Isn't New Orleans French bread German?
Posted by LSUrme
JP
Member since Oct 2005
5494 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:55 am to
He also went to Zee's, Pizza Delicious and Mid-City Pizza on Banks.
Posted by hungryone2
Member since Oct 2021
78 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:12 am to
The whole water schtick is tiresome. With yeast-based doughs, it's not the water, it's the precise flour (ash content, falling number, protein percentage, milling fineness, among other things), ingredients, and handling/timing/age of the dough. The mineral content of the water is a tiny, tiny, tiny variable that is largely irrelevant.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102098 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:14 am to
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hungryone2



what happened to your other account?
Posted by The Levee
Bat Country
Member since Feb 2006
11757 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:21 am to
Pizza Delicious is good. Brooklyn was crap last time I had it before it closed. Tasted like burnt plastic.

He missed the best pizza in Nola by not getting a midway pep
Posted by hungryone2
Member since Oct 2021
78 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:34 am to
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what happened to your other account?

dunno, went sideways. still me.

water schtick is all marketing faff and (under)educated bakers. you can make excellent (whatever) anywhere in the world if you have the craft skills, correct ingredients, and correct technique.

contemporary NOLA french (poboy) bread is the product of a WHOLE BUNCH of dough conditioners (sorry, read the Leidenheimer's label) and a steam-injected industrial oven. no magic water, no humid air, no departed spirits of the ancestors.

same goes for NY pizza....steel deck coal fired ovens produce one type, and the average "slice shop" is using something like All Trumps (high gluten pizza flour) and an electric steel deck oven.
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 10:38 am
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102098 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:41 am to
I figured and would defer to your opinion on stuff like this.

no one is answering the question. what is wrong with pizza in the GNO area? I Like tower, PD, Nola and some others.

Not like we are traveling to NY for pizza so we have to deal with what we have.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78363 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:44 am to
Nostalgia fuels a lot of the NYC is better than other places.

Same is true for bagels.
Posted by LoneStarRanger
Texas/Europe
Member since Aug 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Such a weird thing to care about


It’s a fricking food board, you rube
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102098 posts
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Nostalgia fuels a lot of the NYC is better than other places.

Same is true for bagels.


yeah, that is inline with my thoughts.
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