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Never thought I would buy Michelob Ultra

Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:53 pm
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
5411 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:53 pm
But the last 3 times I've been to the store, I have. It's a weak bitch beer but it tastes like beer and it keeps me from getting messed up. Seems like a great choice for alcoholics that need to drink while doing something but try's to keep from being drunk.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19168 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:54 pm to
Cool

In another cool story, I really like how carbonated draft coors light is
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
38154 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:54 pm to
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keeps me from getting messed up


quote:

Seems like a great choice for alcoholics that need to drink while doing something but try's to keep from being drunk.


At least you acknowledge you have a problem
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
14442 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:57 pm to
Have you tried michelob ultra zero? You should
This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 9:59 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
43339 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:58 pm to
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Seems like a great choice for alcoholics that need to drink while doing something but try's to keep from being drunk.


What??

Maybe drink some tea or a coke zero
Posted by Arthur Bach
Member since Jul 2016
3506 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:00 pm to
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Seems like a great choice for alcoholics that need to drink while doing something but try's to keep from being drunk.


I think great choice is a stretch here.

ArthurBach615@gmail.com

Two years sober and counting
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33895 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:01 pm to
FOOD & DRINK BOARD
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10669 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:02 pm to
You sound like Tommy Norris
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
38154 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:03 pm to
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Two years sober and counting


1 day sober. Had a single beer last night at dinner. Know how to drink responsibly
This post was edited on 10/8/26 at 10:04 pm
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19168 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:08 pm to
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1 day sober. Had a single beer last night at dinner. Know how to drink responsibly


fricking light weight (midget), one beer and you’re no longer sober? Holy shite. Why would you admit that?
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
5411 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:14 pm to
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Two years sober and counting



Thanks. We were all wondering!
Posted by Arthur Bach
Member since Jul 2016
3506 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:15 pm to
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Mingo Was His NameO


Even if you didn’t out yourself as being all of five feet six inches, your whole personality reeks of being a midget.

Going to refer to you as Mugsy from now on.

Run along, Mugsy. Grown folks are talking.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
38154 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:15 pm to
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fricking light weight (midget), one beer and you’re no longer sober? Holy shite. Why would you admit that?


Do you know what sober means?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
38154 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:15 pm to
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Even if you didn’t out yourself as being all of five feet six inches, your whole personality reeks of being a midget.


I’m 5’4
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
684 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:15 pm to
First person ever to drink Michelob ultra for the taste
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
62185 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:16 pm to
beer brand loyalty / rivalries are so gay
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
6423 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:16 pm to
So I went to a rouses last night to get a case of water for the hurricane. Of course they ran out. In the parking lot I saw a lady with a case of Ultra. I said,
“If you can’t get water, guess that’s the closest thing”

Yup, csb.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19168 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:16 pm to
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Do you know what sober means?


Yep, do you?
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6113 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:18 pm to
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Michelob Ultra


I’m sorry , I think you mean Pisswater Masquerading as Beer
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67305 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 10:19 pm to
Alcoholic
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