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re: Isn't Jimmy Johns / Ingas a ripoff?

Posted on 2/2/15 at 11:59 pm to
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 11:59 pm to
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So if I get hungry around noon and I'm around campus I'm supposed to drive across town to my home because I can make a sandwich cheaper there?



I guess the easy answer would be "make your own" but I hate how the bread gets when a sandwich sits together for a long time, especially with mayo

I know people who will order it at home instead of making their own sandwich, which is dumb, but if I'm out and need something quick I will grab it instead of eating fast food
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 12:05 am to
Inga's is legit.

Jimmy John's is dogshit.
Posted by Yak
DuPage County
Member since May 2014
4672 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:29 am to
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Jimmy John's is dogshit.
I agree. Every time I get Jimmy Johns, it always hits me right up front with a powerful earthy aroma, very similar to that fresh, first dump of the day from my loyal canine, Bosco. That powerful aroma stimulates the saliva glands...at first I get hints of a silent fart, and then BOOM, the smell of fresh licked dog testicles mixed with that 6 day old chicken bone he stashed in the back yard overwhelms me, to the point where I have to wonder why he didn't just age his bone a little longer in the compost pile.

As I take that first bite of my Billy Club, I get bombarded with the memories of the corn and nutty bits I sometimes find on Bosco's poop. At first, I get hints of hot garbage, along with muted notes of sour milk. As I go further with my chews, my palate is so eager to get the crunchy peanut butter texture, and it's so powerful that I am forced to eat more and more. I am definitely excited to try Jimmy John's again, and I definitely hope that the next time I frequent the local dog park, others are willing to trade off.

Still in search for that elusive white poo, though. I am told it is reminiscent of the ultimate Jimmy John's has to offer - the JJ Gargantuan.

I'm excited!!!
This post was edited on 2/3/15 at 8:30 am
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:49 am to
Ah, yes...this thread has finally reached the dumb shite level. Congrabulations!
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 9:36 am to
Yeah. You're trying too hard.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158758 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 9:39 am to
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Jimmy John's is dogshit.



why do people on this board insist upon speaking in hyperbole?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79190 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 9:45 am to
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why do people on this board insist upon speaking in hyperbole?



It's a sandwich. I've very rarely had a sandwich that sucked. It's decent bread and decent meat with fresh enough toppings. And it's pretty cheap.

I don't eat JJ a lot but it's not bad and miles ahead of Subway.
Posted by Yak
DuPage County
Member since May 2014
4672 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 10:01 am to
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Yeah. You're trying too hard.


Speaking of tryhards:

quote:

This is a 2013 edition. Awwwww yeah. Thing that stands out initially is the sexy milk chocolate head. I love when the head really takes on the color of the beer. The color is black as tar, and it seems to have an almost similar viscosity. So incredibly thick. The nose has so much chocolate, bitter coffee, and just a hint of roastiness. With the flavor, the roasted malts just jump out at you, almost smoky. Almost a little fruit across the palate, but it's subtle. Some tobacco-esque flavors? Jesus. This is good. I'd love to see what happens with this in a straight barrel. Huna is amazing and one of the best beers I've had, but this shite right here is damn good. Excited to continue tasting as it warms.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 10:03 am to
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It's a sandwich. I've very rarely had a sandwich that sucked. It's decent bread and decent meat with fresh enough toppings. And it's pretty cheap.



The bread is terrible, dry and flavorless, and they put so much mayonnaise on it it comes out the sides when you bite down. That's pretty disgusting in my book.
Posted by Stogie
Member since Apr 2014
258 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 10:07 am to
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they put so much mayonnaise on it


Nix the mayo and ask for the avocado spread, much better.
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 10:19 am to
I use to hit JJ a good bit. Still from time to time. They changed the peppers somewhere in there though. Never had a problem with them before then one day they hit me like a ton of bricks. Tried a few more times and it's just hell after I add those peppers.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 10:23 am to
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You're trying too hard.


quote:

Matisyeezy

LOL
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21590 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 10:28 am to
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Matisyeezy
quote:

Yeah. You're trying too hard.


Holy frick
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 10:46 am to
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Nix the mayo and ask for the avocado spread, much better.



Guacamole out of a plastic squeeze bag no doubt. I'll pass.
Posted by Captain Cruze
Member since Jan 2015
65 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 11:34 am to
jj is way better then subway, but it is expensive.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83932 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 11:44 am to
I don't know why people go to Ingas. I could make better sandwiches at home.
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 12:13 pm to
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Yak


Allllll up in your head. I knew Heady loved to e-stalk, that's cool, whatever, but you're way too invested in all this.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19439 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 12:19 pm to
The Italian sandwich, whatever they call it, with peppers and light on mayo is decent. I'll eat that shite.

If only those assholes would cut my fricking sandwich in half without me having to ask them too
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21590 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 12:21 pm to
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I knew Heady loved to e-stalk, that's cool, whatever, but you're way too invested in all this.


Link?

Gfy
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 2/3/15 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Link?


LINK

But not that I care or anything.
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