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I'm Taking a Stand...I Don't Want Fruit in My Damn Beer

Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:42 am
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50106 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:42 am
I don't care for it, and I don't give a damn who the bottler is...no frickin fruit in my beer. It ain't right. It's against the laws of nature and should be declared illegal(and this liberal arse administration will probabaly takes steps in that direction). I don't give a damn if it's cool, chick, or just a marketing ploy, I'm not buying.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:43 am to
+1
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49612 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:46 am to
drink bourbon
Posted by TorNation
Sulphur, LA
Member since Aug 2008
2866 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:48 am to
I will sign your petition! Fruitless beer +1000
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16569 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:48 am to
Posted by RolandDeschain
Member since Apr 2011
2445 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:48 am to
Sometime I like an orange in my Zima bro, come at me.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50106 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:50 am to
quote:

drink bourbon
More of a wine guy. My drink-o-meter has no governor and only one speed...wide arse open...bourbon can get messy.
This post was edited on 3/3/12 at 11:51 am
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14690 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:50 am to
Reinheitsgebot
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33060 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:50 am to
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38671 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:55 am to
Here! Here!
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
21115 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:58 am to
Im not a fan of fruity beers, but fruit works in some belgians and sours.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 11:59 am to
Yu main dats for dem Ca leh four nee uh types
Posted by TorNation
Sulphur, LA
Member since Aug 2008
2866 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Sometime I like an orange in my Zima
Oh now Zima that's a whole different animal.
Posted by LSUtiger17
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
3082 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

More of a wine guy

You do realize what's in wine, right?
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:11 pm to
Team Fruitless here.
Posted by tiger222
Portland, Oregon
Member since Jul 2009
138 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:11 pm to
fruit in your beer, meat in your rear!!!
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

I don't care for it, and I don't give a damn who the bottler is...no frickin fruit in my beer. It ain't right. It's against the laws of nature[ and should be declared illegal(and this liberal arse administration will probabaly takes steps in that direction). I don't give a damn if it's cool, chick, or just a marketing ploy, I'm not buying.

quote:

More of a wine guy.



Ironic post is ironic.
This post was edited on 3/3/12 at 12:15 pm
Posted by tigerbyteu
Caldwell Parish
Member since Dec 2004
1689 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

fruit in your beer, meat in your rear!!!


I think this may be sig worthy !
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50106 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:38 pm to
It's wine. By definition it's made from fruit. Beer...by definition...should not have fruit. It is against natural law.
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14690 posts
Posted on 3/3/12 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Message Posted by OTIS2 It's wine. By definition it's made from fruit. Beer...by definition...should not have fruit. It is against natural law.


Germany already has you covered. Buy German beer and you'll never have fruit.
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