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How do you eat your pistachios?

Posted on 2/15/17 at 12:33 pm
Posted by mr. penguin
Member since Jun 2009
7469 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 12:33 pm
Crack them open by hand and eat the pistachio?

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Throw a few in your mouth, suck all of the salt from the shell, crack the shell with your teeth, eat it, and spit out the shell?

This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 12:34 pm
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17416 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 12:36 pm to
crack them by hand
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17620 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 12:36 pm to
Just had a handful this morning

peeled all of them, then ate all of them
Posted by Big Floppy TDs
Where the beer flows like wine
Member since Sep 2012
2910 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

peeled all of them, then ate all of them


You're nuts man
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
33794 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

You're nuts man


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30116 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:10 pm to
I love pistachios until when I'm almost done eating them and the tips of my fingers are bloody stumps from struggling to open the ones I kept knocking to the side with just the tiniest little crack in the shell
Posted by ChatRabbit77
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
5884 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:30 pm to
Crack by hand. I hate when there is a tiny sliver of an opening and you damn near break your nails off opening it.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
17037 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:40 pm to
I normally just stick them up my arse. Quickest way to absorb the nutrients

Edit: cracked first of course
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 1:41 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Throw a few in your mouth, suck all of the salt from the shell, crack the shell with your teeth, eat it, and spit out the shell?


wtf?
Posted by emboslice
Member since Dec 2012
4520 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:42 pm to
I crack them by hand and pop them in my mouth. I can say I've never seen anyone put them in their mouth like sunflower seeds and go at it, but I'll probably try it out next time
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:42 pm to
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I hate when there is a tiny sliver of an opening and you damn near break your nails off opening it.


Use the edge of the shell of a nut you already opened to pry that little crack open. Works every time.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:45 pm to
crack them in the mouth like all neanderthals should
Posted by ChatRabbit77
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
5884 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Use the edge of the shell of a nut you already opened to pry that little crack open. Works every time.

Gonna try this when I get home
Posted by tigerfootball10
Member since Sep 2005
9651 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

I normally just stick them up my arse. Quickest way to absorb the nutrients

They call that reverse sous vide
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
26881 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

I hate when there is a tiny sliver of an opening and you damn near break your nails off opening it.



Use a shell from another to open these. Fingers saved; delicious nut consumed


quote:


Throw a few in your mouth, suck all of the salt from the shell, crack the shell with your teeth, eat it, and spit out the shell?



How is this even a question? Who does this? Or rather, whoever does this must also eat soup with their fingers
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 2:01 pm
Posted by Degas
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:06 pm to
Sorry, this is all I saw...

quote:

in your mouth, suck, crack teeth, eat it, and spit out
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
99804 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:07 pm to
WTF, shelled already of course.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107151 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 5:04 pm to


Best pistachios and flavor ever and I do both.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11097 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 8:49 pm to
Shelled from Whole Foods, then I roast, salt and season them myself. Takes very little effort.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49187 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 9:05 pm to
When I was a kid they were all dyed red. Most were imported too. Now most come from California.

I like to put them in a salad or in a bowl of cream soup like butternut or red pepper. Or of course just eat a bag of them. My mother always kept a bowl of them or pecans on her counter.
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