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re: Cue Benny Hill Theme: Wife ordered a sack of Crawfish

Posted on 3/29/19 at 5:12 pm to
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4243 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 5:12 pm to
I can do complicated calculus but I'm too stupid to light a fire. Finally got that done just lost a few hairs off my knucles. Fire started at 5:00.

The fancy "Jet" burner is just a hose with a hole in the end of it It does indeed sound like a jet though.



Let's go wash the assholes.

and yes my grass looks like shite in the back yard. My wife has two new black lab puppies (65lbs puppies) that have torn the hell out of the back yard.
This post was edited on 3/29/19 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Cajunate
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
3483 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 5:15 pm to
You got this!

Just don't do this........ This
or this...... Worst nightmare of a crawfish boil!
This post was edited on 3/29/19 at 5:23 pm
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4243 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 5:37 pm to
Should I seal my paddle with butcher block oil? Or just let it ride?
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108781 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 5:52 pm to
Baw, my paddle was bought in 1974 and it ain’t never seen soap. Just gets hosed off
This post was edited on 3/29/19 at 5:52 pm
Posted by Tigre85
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2019
2085 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 6:09 pm to
Sounds like you need more ice chest . I have at least 20 . One just for crawfish transport and dumping in when boiled .
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4243 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 6:15 pm to
Picking out the dead ones is a PITa. Taking longer than I thought it would. Couple of the bastards for me good
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108781 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 6:44 pm to
I don’t pick out the dead ones FWIW

Let the people eating them do that
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:27 pm to
Nobody's gonna laugh at the "Beware of Dog" "POOP" sign behind his pot?

This thread makes you and your wife sound like the kind of neighbors I could get along with except for one weekend in September.
This post was edited on 3/29/19 at 10:29 pm
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4243 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:15 am to
Aholes turned out good. At least to my untrained pallette. Corn and taters were like eating spice bombs. Wished the aholes had the heat of the accouterments and the acouterments had less heat. It was a big hit though. I just rubbed my eyeball while writing this post and it's on fire. I bet I washed my hands 50 times since I ate my last one. I just pulled 4 pork shoulder off the smoker and threw on 6 more. My arse is beat I'll get some more pics up tomorrow.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/30/19 at 1:16 am to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/30/19 at 2:08 am to
Show pics of the pork shoulders and smoker.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78347 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 3:08 am to
quote:

The whole rip the head off and suck on it like a Tijuana hooker just kind of grosses me out. They honestly kind of give me the willies... I have to drive out and pick the little creepy aholes up... I don't like the idea of the sack of aholes pissing and shitting in my beer cooler. I sure as shite ain't letting their creepy asses ride in the cab.
What in God's name is wrong with you? Have they given you a diagnosis?
Posted by Cajunate
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
3483 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 6:30 am to


No pics???????
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4243 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:26 am to
Please don't murder me [Cue Sarah McLachlan music].



Takes skill to drop a potato like this.



Aholes boiling alive.



Yeah the 4ft table was way too small. Ended up pouring on the trays. There was still another tray's worth in the strainer so the paddle tricked worked great. Next time I'll grab a turkey hook to help lift the arse end up to pour.

One complaint was the wife only bought ONE package of sausage. Not a 2lbs pack. Or a 3lbs pack. A singular 14oz pack of sausage. It was like a scavenger hunt trying to find a piece in the sea of crawfish.

Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4243 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:30 am to
Almost forgot. Starting to pull some butts off the smoker as they finish. This is the 2nd batch. Did half yesterday. Half again over night.

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:43 am to
Looks great
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18853 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:45 am to
Baw, you did your shite!
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19488 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Yeah the 4ft table was way too small.


Yep. I like an 8 ft. table minimum per sack of mudbugs.

Next time toss in some mushrooms. They are like sponges and really absorb the seasoning. Any potatoes left over make a great potato salad or just cube some up and toss them in a pan with a bit of onion and ham and make an omelet for breakfast.

Also, you're so right about the minimal sausage. They are a hit with most folks and I always go for about 2+ lbs. per boil.
Posted by Cajunate
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
3483 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 9:07 am to


I'm betting you boil crawfish more often. Nicely done!!!!!
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
23045 posts
Posted on 3/30/19 at 9:26 am to
How’d that set up from academy work? I’ve been debating buying the same one. The water come to a boil fairly quick?
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