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Butt eaters vs non butt eaters
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:52 pm
Behold, the glory. The butt of a loaf of bread. The best part, clearly superior in every way, shape and form.
They taste better, have better texture, and make better toast. I would gladly pay a premium for an entire loaf of nothing but them.
Supposing one loaf is finished and another ready to be opened, I will assemble three of them and make an all bread butt club sandwich, a guilty pleasure indeed.
Let the down voting begin.
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Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:53 pm to reverendotis
Your mom eats butt i know that much
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:54 pm to reverendotis
I was coming here for something else.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:54 pm to reverendotis
Could have at least put some Nutella on it.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:55 pm to reverendotis
Never ate a butt, and I am sure I wouldn'the like the texture or the taste...
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:57 pm to reverendotis
The butt is for poors. I only eat the 4 pieces in the center.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:58 pm to Tigahs24Seven
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Never ate a butt, and I am sure I wouldn'the like the texture or the taste...
The butthole is the same type of skin as your lips
Think about that for a second
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:59 pm to reverendotis
I always dig 3-4 pieces into the loaf for my sandwiches. End pieces are what I make my kids lunches with.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:02 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Think about that for a second
Nope...nope, just nope. Not gonna think about that...
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:03 pm to Bwana Whiskey
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I always dig 3-4 pieces into the loaf for my sandwiches. End pieces are what I make my kids lunches with.
Dick
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:03 pm to OysterPoBoy
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The butt is for poors.
That's tricky.
Supply side analysis concludes that each loaf has only two, making them scarcer and more valuable.
Demand side analysis concludes that fewer people eat the butt, reducing their share of the market.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:04 pm to Amazing Moves
In!
Oh
Never mind.
Oh
Never mind.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:05 pm to reverendotis
Everyone in my house knows to save them for me. Mmmm
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:08 pm to reverendotis
The end pieces were made to feed the ducks with, not go eat. Call me an arse but Im going a few pieces into the loaf to start making a sandwich.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:09 pm to reverendotis
Butt goes in the trash along with second slice cause it's been next to the butt
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:10 pm to Bwana Whiskey
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I always dig 3-4 pieces into the loaf for my sandwiches. End pieces are what I make my kids lunches with.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:13 pm to reverendotis
So
Do you ever toss a salad while consuming the ends of your loaf?
Do you ever toss a salad while consuming the ends of your loaf?
Posted on 12/23/16 at 11:16 pm to WAR TIGER
A double entendre, I see. Well I ain't falling for it. 
Posted on 12/24/16 at 12:19 am to reverendotis
I've always referred to it by another anatomical name, the heel.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 12:32 am to BigDropper
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