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Reasons Hillary Didn't Come Out Last Night

Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:20 am
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:20 am
She was shite faced
Bill was busy getting a blow job.
Too many stairs to deal with

Give me some more reasons, better funny ones...
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7540 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:21 am to
The dude that is her doctor probably had her loaded up with muscle relaxers after the loss was clear.

This post was edited on 11/9/16 at 10:22 am
Posted by geauxtigersgirl
Member since Aug 2016
1314 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:21 am to
shot her with a tranquilizer dart
Posted by austingator
austin
Member since Jan 2009
7442 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:22 am to
She took too many drugs lol
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68004 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:24 am to
She simply could not face that she lost. She didn't think it was possible and was probably pounding Xanax.
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3502 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:24 am to
Too busy moving Clinton Foundation assets to an account in Switzerland.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:25 am to
Coffin lid was stuck. (Seventeen intelligence agencies have verified Russian involvement.)
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
18956 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:25 am to
She hurt her arm throwing ashtrays and water bottles.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:25 am to
Drunk.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94742 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:27 am to
Forgot to wash up after weekly cross burning

Couldn't figure out how to get spirit cooking stains off her clothes

Too busy staring at Christina Aguelera's chest

Was on the phone screaming "TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!"

Was waiting from returns for states 51-57
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
11826 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:29 am to
I think her and her parties arrogance that they were going to win she did not have a speech written for not winning and conceding.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 11/9/16 at 10:30 am to
"THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME MORE VOTES SOMEWHERE!?! FIND THEM!!"
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