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Posted on 5/23/20 at 8:49 am to SpotCheckBilly
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Now, if he told her that Golden Corral had opened back up and jumped out of the way with the quickness...
This reminds me of a funny story from my high school days. In the mid-80s there was a widespread fad of people raising emus as a retirement sideline job. Everyone referred to them as ostriches and at the time I didn't really know the difference. (Emus are roughly the size of a man, ostriches are considerably bigger.) My buddy and I had dropped acid earlier, I believe it was my second time tripping. Around midnight my buddy's mother somehow tracked us down at our hideout with the news that her parents 14 ostriches had escaped and were rampaging through the suburbs of Hamburg, AR. So off we went to the rescue.
That night, tripping my balls off, I learned that actual ostriches are 8-10 feet tall and the proper way to herd them is to look straight up into their beady little eyes and make disparaging comments about their mothers until you goad them into charging. At which point you simply lead them back inside the gate. The maneuverability afforded by our teenaged knees and ankles would eventually carry the day but in hindsight the godless beasts were significantly better led. The Battle of Old Berlin Road will not be forgotten
Posted on 5/23/20 at 9:05 am to Badface
Is she wearing a burka? That will get the her support from Tlaib, Omar, and AOC.
Posted on 5/23/20 at 9:29 am to L.A.
Stacey Abrams is another example of why the left really can NEVER talk about "qualifications" again.
We are talking about someone who was a fricking State Assembly member...…………….never been in charge of ANYTHING in her entire life...………..and they think that should be 1 step from the Presidency.
And, it is ANOTHER example of how being a white Democrat is 100% a form of self loathing because it would be literally impossible for Stacey Abrams to even be on the radar...……..if she were straight and white.
Can you imagine some straight white dude assemblyman receiving the Dem party consideration for fricking VP!
We are talking about someone who was a fricking State Assembly member...…………….never been in charge of ANYTHING in her entire life...………..and they think that should be 1 step from the Presidency.
And, it is ANOTHER example of how being a white Democrat is 100% a form of self loathing because it would be literally impossible for Stacey Abrams to even be on the radar...……..if she were straight and white.
Can you imagine some straight white dude assemblyman receiving the Dem party consideration for fricking VP!
Posted on 5/23/20 at 11:59 am to ShortyRob
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Stacey Abrams is another example of why the left really can NEVER talk about "qualifications" again.
We are talking about someone who was a fricking State Assembly member...…………….never been in charge of ANYTHING in her entire life...………..and they think that should be 1 step from the Presidency.
And, it is ANOTHER example of how being a white Democrat is 100% a form of self loathing because it would be literally impossible for Stacey Abrams to even be on the radar...……..if she were straight and white.
Can you imagine some straight white dude assemblyman receiving the Dem party consideration for fricking VP!
Posted on 5/23/20 at 12:53 pm to Covingtontiger77
Will she stop being an ugly fat biacht?
Posted on 5/23/20 at 2:24 pm to L.A.
Purple is not a slimming color.
Posted on 5/23/20 at 2:40 pm to L.A.
she's a yard wide. She's built like the kid from The Blind Side.
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