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Stacey Abrams Says She Will Step Down As Governor If Asked To Run For VP
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ATLANTA, GA—Sitting at the governor's desk at the Georgia state capitol, Stacey Abrams told reporters she would step down from her governorship if asked to run for vice president.

"If Biden asks me to run, I'll need to focus on that full-time," she said. "As much as I love running this great state, if the country needs me, I'll be there."

A security guard patrolling the capitol building then entered the governor's office. "Come on, Stacey. Time to go. How many times do we have to have this talk?"

"Classic Greg," she said, laughing. "He's a real jokester. Anyway, yes, if Biden decides he is not a racist and wants me to run, I'll be there, giving my all to make sure we win the White House. It will be tough, but I know the people of Georgia will understand why I need to leave them for a while to save this country."

"But really, you can't be here," the security guard said uncomfortably. "Don't make me drag you out of here again."

It's the Babylon Bee so you know it's true


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Babylon Bee. Damn, those folks are good at what they do.


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Jyrdis
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I try to minimize being judgmental, but she actually looks like she is stupid and couldn’t string together coherent sentences and have logical thought.


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Nicky Parrish
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try to minimize being judgmental, but she actually looks like she is stupid and couldn’t string together coherent sentences and have logical thought.

Have you ever seen LaToya “The Destroya” Cantrell mayor of NOLA.
She’d give her a run for her money.


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They've been banging on all cylinders today


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SpotCheckBilly
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Greg must be a big, strong guy if he's been dragging Stacy anywhere. Now, if he told her that Golden Corral had opened back up and jumped out of the way with the quickness...


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Sad thing is, despite her low watt intelligence, her dull bulb shines brighter than Biden’s ever dimming mental acuity.


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Holy frick


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Toomer Deplorable
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Now, if he told her that Golden Corral had opened back up and jumped out of the way with the quickness...



The bus-boys at GC always know when Abrams has paid them a visit.

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She looks like Herschel Walker and Barney fricked and made a baby


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Abrams, isn't that what we call our military tanks?


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RTRinTampa
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You libs are trying way too hard with this. I get it, you have white guilt and want to be a SJW. BUT, Stacey frickin' Abrams, REALLY?

Please go find an attractive, well-spoken, and confident black person, if black is the only qualification you're looking for, please.


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A security guard patrolling the capitol building then entered the governor's office. "Come on, Stacey. Time to go. How many times do we have to have this talk?"


shoo shoo woman


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