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Teenager "Degloves" Penis And Inverts Scrotum In Bike Crash

Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:12 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:12 am
We've all done this with an Icee but never hit a car:

As reported in BMJ Case Reports, the 14-year-old boy was cycling one-handed at walking pace along pavement while holding a drink when he collided with a parked car. Somehow, the handlebars ended up impaling his groin.


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Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32706 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:16 am to
Sucks for her.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19914 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:18 am to
Meh, nothing that a little Tussin can't fix.
Posted by tiger7166
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2617 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:21 am to
Rub some dirt on it
Posted by My2ndFavCivilNgineer
Member since Jun 2013
586 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:24 am to
quote:

Sucks for her.



thanks
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18414 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:30 am to
Well, at least you’ll have a chance for “enhancement” during reconstructive surgery.
Posted by Niles
Seattle
Member since Oct 2019
205 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:35 am to
You are stepping all over DemonKA's territory posting sick shite like this.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:39 am to
That kids Christmas has already been deflated.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19352 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:04 am to
bruh, it kinda hurt my D & Bs just reading that.

Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:13 am to
quote:

and down into the perineum

Damn dude fricked up his taint
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3321 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:22 am to
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Remarkably, the teenager was discharged from the hospital the following day with a course of antibiotics. 


Damn, that's either a tough kid or terrible UK medical policy.
Posted by Ppro
natchez
Member since Dec 2013
415 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:25 am to
I guess one of those hot teachers at his school will have to keep an eye on this and maybe assist in some physical therapy.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90526 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:20 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19192 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:24 am to
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You are stepping all over DemonKA's territory posting sick shite like this.


I wouldn't have posted this one.
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