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You should call your mom and tell her you love her.

I nearly had one the other day walking from the parking lot to my office. I was the first one there and the time spent fumbling with keys was almost crucial.

I’m old enough to know to drop my shorts before that would happen.

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But I’ve definitely shite in some weird places.

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Like in a ditch on the side of the road or in the woods next to a park

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Where are the weird places?

Shoulda shat in TKEs front yard

I wouldn’t have made it that far. I was about half a minute from explosive gumbo like shite running down my legs

Rouge-Orleans I shat in someone's backyard in 12-mile point, the driveway of some plant just west of Bonnet Carre Spillway, and behind some convenience store.

I've had to run at a 4.4 40 pace to get beack to the house to make it in time.
Had the house been set 10 more feet off the road, I would have shite in the foyer.

While marathon training a few years ago, I would train early in the morning before work. One morning,I took a HUGE dump in someone’s front yard and was caught on camera. My wife called me at work that morning and said my bare arse was on the neighborhood Facebook. I have never laughed so hard in my life. The post said the pile was like a ‘wild animal ‘.

I've been running for over 35 years and only ONCE did I have to 'go real bad'. Luckily I was in an area where a subdivision was being built and a Port-O-Let was nearby.