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Ever had a poop so wide that you got stuck in the middle?
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:56 am
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:56 am
Can’t suck it back in cause it’s halfway out, but scared to push it out because not sure if the widest part is through your anus yet.
This post was edited on 5/4/22 at 11:57 am
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Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:58 am to DolphinDaddy
Moral to the story... Don't let it get smashed in.
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:58 am to DolphinDaddy
No. This is just a you problem.
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:58 am to DolphinDaddy
Go see your proctologist
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:59 am to DolphinDaddy
Oh for frick's sake....
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:59 am to DolphinDaddy
Every
fricking
Day
fricking
Day
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:00 pm to DolphinDaddy
quote:
stuck in the middle
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:05 pm to DolphinDaddy
You wear black sneakers to work??
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:06 pm to DolphinDaddy
Stand up and bend over a little.
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:11 pm to DolphinDaddy
Take the dildo outta your arse; should help
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:11 pm to DolphinDaddy
Too much gay sex will cause this. The sphincter can no longer control the diameter of the poop and ever increasingly large poops result. Enjoy your eventual incontinence!
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:25 pm to DolphinDaddy
What sucks is when you relax and pinch it off by mistake and then can't seem to get it moving again. Then you just have to wipe a bunch and wait til later.
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:26 pm to DolphinDaddy
quote:
Can’t suck it back in cause it’s halfway out, but scared to push it out because not sure if the widest part is through your anus yet.
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:35 pm to DolphinDaddy
quote:
suck it back in
Do what now?
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:36 pm to DolphinDaddy
Says "Bama fan" but I'm thinking you're a closet Aggie fan. Come on now, fess up.
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:38 pm to calcotron
quote:quote:
suck it back in
Do what now?
I was wondering if that was a thing too. WTF
Posted on 5/4/22 at 12:44 pm to DolphinDaddy
Dude, do you even own a poo knife?
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:40 pm to Spasweezy
Get the Bidet Turbo Edition.
Never sucked a turd back in but I believe you.
Never sucked a turd back in but I believe you.
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