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Brian Kelly Introductory Press Conference - Link to replay inside
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:28 am
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:28 am
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This post was edited on 12/1/21 at 5:55 pm
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:29 am to Chicken
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:31 am to Chicken
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:33 am to Chicken
I need an eggplant visor with the TD logo on the side.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:33 am to Chicken
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:33 am to Chicken
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:35 am to Chicken
Our $100 million coach:
10 year contract -
1st year salary - $9 million + $500K longevity bonus payable each July
10th year salary - $10 million + the $500K longevity bonus
Incentives -
$500K for being bowl eligible
$250K added to each year's salary following the 1st SEC Championship
$500K added to each year's salary following his 1st National Championship
There are other incentives in his contract, but those are the most lucrative.
10 year contract -
1st year salary - $9 million + $500K longevity bonus payable each July
10th year salary - $10 million + the $500K longevity bonus
Incentives -
$500K for being bowl eligible
$250K added to each year's salary following the 1st SEC Championship
$500K added to each year's salary following his 1st National Championship
There are other incentives in his contract, but those are the most lucrative.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:39 am to Chicken
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:44 am to Chicken
Kelly came to LSU to win a natty, he already had money, the Golden girls are Langiappe
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:45 am to Chicken
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:47 am to Chicken
I may or may not have moved my daily self review training to the time of the press conference so I can be “out” at work. I work from home so the boss will see me doing that while I actually have the TV on 
This post was edited on 12/1/21 at 11:48 am
Posted on 12/1/21 at 11:52 am to Chicken
wyd
Posted on 12/1/21 at 12:03 pm to Chicken
I haven't been this excited about a football-related press conference... ever? This is the beginning of something special.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 12:21 pm to Chicken
Well folks, looks like we start winning consistently now. What a relief.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 12:24 pm to Chicken
No fricking nonsense, I love it.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 12:36 pm to Chicken
So many bitter Irish fans and other college football fans trolling.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 12:36 pm to Chicken
Yeah, Geaux Tigers.
With respect to your new coach, Good luck with that.
Have you taken a peak at the weak schedules Kelly has had to contend with? Look at the top 25 and how many Notre Dame opponents are there? Only one. The one he lost to. At home.
This is the guy who went for two against Northwestern (!) when up 11 points, not realizing that a TD, 2-pt conversion and FG equalled 11 points. Notre Dame lost in overtime.
This is the guy who, in FG range against Tulsa (!), decided to throw the ball into the end zone and got it picked off. Lost to Tulsa! And in the press conference said "Get used to it."
This is the guy who beat Toledo (!) (7-5, 5-3 in the MAC) this year, at home, by THREE. In his 12th season. With all his own guys.
This is the guy who managed a 4-8 season at the most storied (then the winningest) program in the land.
This is the guy who is celebrated as the winningest coach in Notre Dame history (only if you disregard the many wins ND agreed to vacate) but nobody talks about the record he set first, a few years ago - he is the LOSINGEST coach in Notre Dame history.
You're all excited, having just jettisoned the coach who, two years ago, won you an NC.
Kelly is not as good a coach. He got every advantage at ND, every single thing he wanted. And he could NOT win the big game - schooled twice by Saban in the playoffs, 4-10, I think, against top-10s. And he will see a lot more top-10s in Baton Rouge, won't he.
Oh, but Al, he couldn't recruit at Notre Dame! To which I say B$. Gerry F'ing Faust brought in top-5 classes at Notre Dame. Notre Dame recruits itself. The truth is that Kelly is not a good recruiter. People, including recruits, can see through him to realize what a self-absorbed, loathesome narcissist he is.
So I say it again, as I raise a glass (I've been waiting 12 years for this dwad to depart) - Good. Luck. With. That.
With respect to your new coach, Good luck with that.
Have you taken a peak at the weak schedules Kelly has had to contend with? Look at the top 25 and how many Notre Dame opponents are there? Only one. The one he lost to. At home.
This is the guy who went for two against Northwestern (!) when up 11 points, not realizing that a TD, 2-pt conversion and FG equalled 11 points. Notre Dame lost in overtime.
This is the guy who, in FG range against Tulsa (!), decided to throw the ball into the end zone and got it picked off. Lost to Tulsa! And in the press conference said "Get used to it."
This is the guy who beat Toledo (!) (7-5, 5-3 in the MAC) this year, at home, by THREE. In his 12th season. With all his own guys.
This is the guy who managed a 4-8 season at the most storied (then the winningest) program in the land.
This is the guy who is celebrated as the winningest coach in Notre Dame history (only if you disregard the many wins ND agreed to vacate) but nobody talks about the record he set first, a few years ago - he is the LOSINGEST coach in Notre Dame history.
You're all excited, having just jettisoned the coach who, two years ago, won you an NC.
Kelly is not as good a coach. He got every advantage at ND, every single thing he wanted. And he could NOT win the big game - schooled twice by Saban in the playoffs, 4-10, I think, against top-10s. And he will see a lot more top-10s in Baton Rouge, won't he.
Oh, but Al, he couldn't recruit at Notre Dame! To which I say B$. Gerry F'ing Faust brought in top-5 classes at Notre Dame. Notre Dame recruits itself. The truth is that Kelly is not a good recruiter. People, including recruits, can see through him to realize what a self-absorbed, loathesome narcissist he is.
So I say it again, as I raise a glass (I've been waiting 12 years for this dwad to depart) - Good. Luck. With. That.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 12:42 pm to Chicken
God it's so refreshing hearing someone intelligent speak.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 1:09 pm to Chicken
Awesome, no translator required.
Just win baby
Just win baby
Posted on 12/1/21 at 1:49 pm to Chicken
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