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Posted on 11/21/21 at 8:44 am to PolarPop5
quote:shovel it into the middle of the side walk.
Do I have any other options here??
Posted on 11/21/21 at 8:44 am to PolarPop5
May be a coyote.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 10:12 am to PolarPop5
In my last house, I had the yard that all the kids played in. Big enough for any size touch football game the hood could bring. Everyday there'd be 5 to 15 kids when I got home from work.
Out of the blue one day, there was a dog poop pile the size a football on the lawn. Massive dump. I was pissed, scooped it, & chucked it down the storm water drain in the street.
The next day, another gigantic pile. And the next day.
I started my investigation and determined the deposits were occurring between 6:15 AM and 6:30 AM. I staked out the yard from my dining room window, and sure enough, here comes some dillhole, walking a huge German Sheppard. They make their stop in my yard, and about the time the dog cops a squat, I burst out of the front door in a sprint.
Probably not wise, but I had been trying to solve the case for a while and I was pissed. I yelled at the guy as I was closing in and he kinda jumped back. I voiced my displeasure to him about his inconsideration and let him know that I'd be willing to retaliate if I ever found any evidence that his dog stepped foot on my grass again. We had a heated exchange in the predawn darkness, but apparently he understood my willingness to up the hostilities because he never walked his dog down our block again.
Out of the blue one day, there was a dog poop pile the size a football on the lawn. Massive dump. I was pissed, scooped it, & chucked it down the storm water drain in the street.
The next day, another gigantic pile. And the next day.
I started my investigation and determined the deposits were occurring between 6:15 AM and 6:30 AM. I staked out the yard from my dining room window, and sure enough, here comes some dillhole, walking a huge German Sheppard. They make their stop in my yard, and about the time the dog cops a squat, I burst out of the front door in a sprint.
Probably not wise, but I had been trying to solve the case for a while and I was pissed. I yelled at the guy as I was closing in and he kinda jumped back. I voiced my displeasure to him about his inconsideration and let him know that I'd be willing to retaliate if I ever found any evidence that his dog stepped foot on my grass again. We had a heated exchange in the predawn darkness, but apparently he understood my willingness to up the hostilities because he never walked his dog down our block again.
This post was edited on 11/21/21 at 10:14 am
Posted on 11/21/21 at 10:16 am to PolarPop5
Here's what you do
Put up a trail camera and find the perpetrator then every time you have to shite go shite in his yard.
Put up a trail camera and find the perpetrator then every time you have to shite go shite in his yard.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 3:44 pm to Modern
quote:and this. Please report back with video
Next door neighbor has one these for the exact reason. He shows me videos from his ring camera in action.
It’s funny as shite
Posted on 11/21/21 at 3:46 pm to PolarPop5
My dog is my life…. He can shite where he wants
Posted on 11/21/21 at 4:03 pm to slacker130
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a huge German Sheppard.
Stupid or brave, IDK.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 4:09 pm to johnnyrocket
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Because everyone thinks the neighborhood should put up with their dog versus taking responsibility for their dog.
This...I'm lucky because the vast majority of dog owners do carry plastic bags with them to clean up behind fido but I still find some "presents" that are left by others.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 5:26 pm to PolarPop5
Yell at them if you catch them. Otherwise don’t worry about it. Poop completely disintegrates after 2-3 days so if it’s a recurring problem it’s probably a repeat offender that lives within a few houses of you.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 5:52 pm to Undertow
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Poop completely disintegrates after 2-3 days
The frick? I don’t know who lied to you but you’re an idiot if you believe that
Posted on 11/21/21 at 6:04 pm to Undertow
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Poop completely disintegrates after 2-3 days so if it’s a recurring problem it’s probably a repeat offender that lives within a few houses of you.
Maybe if there is a good rainstorm, but not under normal conditions. I wouldn't be happy about landmines in my yard either if I was the OP.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 8:19 pm to PolarPop5
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Posted on 11/21/21 at 8:30 pm to Art Vandelay
quote:True Story. A new neighbor a block over would walk her dogs and let them poop in the yard and walk in my flower beds. One time she did it while I was working in the yard less than 15' away. I was flabbergasted that she was that clueless, and told her so. Next thing I know she's walking her dogs with her hubby, like he was going to intimidate me. Sure enough they stopped in front of my house and let the little pooch walk in and piss in my flower bed. I work from home and can see outside to the walk and view my entire culdesac.
Motion activated sprinkler
The next time they came walking by I used my Rachio app on my phone that controls my lawn sprinklers and turned on the zone along the sidewalk. They rushed out of there. They came by again two days later and I turned it on while they were in front of my house. I think they got the message. That was six months ago and they haven't walked in the culdesac anymore with their stupid little dog.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 9:42 pm to PolarPop5
Get on Nextdoor and bitch like the rest of the old biddies do.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 9:47 pm to Inadvertent Whistle
Dog food in a can.....and mix it with rat poison.
Your problems are solved. Believe me.
Your problems are solved. Believe me.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 9:53 pm to blueboxer1119
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I hire mexicans to bag all the dog shite in my yard. Im serious.
They do this about once a month or so.
So it costs you money and you're dealing with dog shite for about 29 days out of the month. Well done.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 11:55 am to LegendInMyMind
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Be thankful it isn't pedestrian poop.
Yeah, should be grateful to not be in liberal utopia of Cali...
Posted on 11/22/21 at 12:30 pm to PolarPop5
Post up in your yard with camo and face paint. Stab a machete in your yard so you it can clearly be seen and also have your self defense weapon just in case someone or their dog tries to attack you. Perps won't be back.
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