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If Biden is getting a Colonoscopy at age 78 something is up

Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:47 am
Posted by Stidham8
Member since Aug 2018
8737 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:47 am
Routine Guidelines are for age 45-75 to be screened. He turns 79 tomorrow. I would imagine he’s having some sort of bowel problems if this is the case. Could be a number of things.
This post was edited on 11/19/21 at 11:48 am
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34900 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:48 am to
Gotta figure out why he’s got more gas than a Macys thanksgiving day balloon
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24362 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:48 am to
I mean he shite on himself in front of the Pope. Something is definitely up.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172085 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:49 am to
His butt's been wiped
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24829 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:49 am to
Turns out, he’s full of shite
Posted by High Tide 07
Member since Aug 2019
417 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:49 am to
He’s going through a pack of Depends a week right now and having to be changed and his bottom dusted with powder during meetings with world leaders. Can’t get much worse
This post was edited on 11/19/21 at 11:50 am
Posted by Kirby59
Rocket City
Member since Nov 2016
854 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:49 am to
Something is up…..like his head up there.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21760 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:50 am to
Gatta figure out why he’s been shitting himself.
Posted by Tall Tiger
Golden Rectangle
Member since Sep 2007
3823 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:50 am to
Too much ice cream.

He's lactose intolerant.
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
4609 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:55 am to
My 77 year old MIL (no pics) is scheduled for one before the end of the year.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21733 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:56 am to
I'm 80 and will be due for one next spring. Just routine.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
43871 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:59 am to
he shite his pants in front of the pope and nearly shite his pants in front on Camilla.

Yeah... something is up. LOL

He should have brought his buddy Nads with him.

This post was edited on 11/19/21 at 11:59 am
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:59 am to
quote:

I would imagine he’s having some sort of bowel problems if this is the case.


You mean like shitting himself in front of the Pope?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13057 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:59 am to
They're filling his colon up with some sponges to help alleviate some of the runs.
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 11:59 am to
Routine everything 3 years, until age 80, unless problems suspected
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
19680 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:00 pm to
The typical amount of shite has been coming out of his mouth lately, so I don't get the concern.
Posted by tiger7166
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2688 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:00 pm to
medical anomaly he is full of shite but his a-hole is overworked
Posted by Astrosfan
Nowheresville
Member since Jul 2021
724 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

80 and will be due for one next spring. Just routine.

Ain't no way in hell that I live to 80 and willingly have a pipe shoved up my arse.
Posted by Bodyaid
Slidell
Member since Feb 2009
414 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:01 pm to
They're looking for his head
Posted by Stidham8
Member since Aug 2018
8737 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:03 pm to
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Routine everything 3 years, until age 80, unless problems suspected


US preventative task force guidelines are 45-75.
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