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re: Birthmark on best friend’s baby helps woman learn her husband is the dad

Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:38 am to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Unless I am mistaken, I am thinking that this is a surrogate mother.. One woman is having a baby for another?



Think more along the lines of an obstetric cheerleader...

Push, push!
I can see the head!
Push, push
This started in the bed!

Breathe, breathe
You're starting to crown!
Breathe, breathe,
Don't you wish he'd gone down?

That kinda thing.
This post was edited on 11/17/21 at 8:39 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66031 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:39 am to
quote:

He did all this while wearing an SAO T-shirt.


Always gets the honeys.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20614 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:40 am to
I’ve never heard of birthmarks being heriditary?
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36155 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:40 am to
quote:

birthing partner


Term which apparently applies to both husband and wife
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19279 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:43 am to
quote:

If you were a chick in Arizona, you sure could...




Posted by misterbronson
Member since Nov 2021
89 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:47 am to
guy must have a huge schlong
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11383 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:02 am to
Not gonna try to make sense of it but I would screw pixellated chick no matter what she really looks like. The rack is outstanding.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24150 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:04 am to
quote:

ex hubby cheated with at least 30 women during


quote:




Unlike Christmas, sounds this guy came more than once a year.

Or…sounds like, similar to Santa, this guy was sliding in and out of chimneys and stuffing stockings all over town.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24150 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:09 am to
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Evidently, the words "birthing partner" means someone there helping with the birth...

I guess she was there helping while having the kid....


Aka…my slutty friend got knocked up by some scum bag that won’t stick around…only this one had a plot twist.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3762 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:11 am to
I want to know more about this birth mark being that tightly inherited. It would be great if it’s not a genetic one and they fessed up to cheating due to a random birth mark.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76695 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:18 am to
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Custer claimed her now-ex hubby cheated with at least 30 women during their six years of marriage,


That’s actually impressive
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89739 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:23 am to
quote:

That’s actually impressive



Shooters shoot.
Posted by EthicalHedonist
Member since Mar 2020
316 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:34 am to
I do appreciate the editor's discretion here, censoring only what was necessary.
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2276 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:39 am to


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:33 am to
quote:

I’ve never heard of birthmarks being heriditary?



oh yeah
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55237 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Birthmark on best friend’s baby helps woman learn her husband is the dad

That's playing with cheat codes, and I've always felt that to be a dishonorable practice. Shameful, really.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3429 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:46 am to
I bet his defense is “nah”, and she will stay with him.

Haters gonna hate. That dude is an alpha.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:48 am to
quote:

That dude is an alpha.



old baw apparently has game, and more power to him but why even get married?
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4380 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:01 pm to
Her breasts are spectacular
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64995 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

birthing partner


Does this mean us husbands can go back to pacing nervously in the waiting room waiting to hand out cigars to the other soon-to-be dads?
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