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Could you find 1m dollars to save your life in 24 hours?

Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:23 pm
Posted by rebel cat
Member since Mar 2020
1565 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:23 pm
If you have over 1m don’t post

24 hours. How would you do it?

Posted by chaad
Member since May 2021
215 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:24 pm to
Couch cushions
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32577 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:25 pm to
I don’t have over a million that is liquid. I would ask friends and they would hook me up.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148228 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

Could you find 1m dollars to save your life in 24 hours?
cash? No I couldn’t get my hands on that cash in 24 hours. But I could come up with access to it
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12169 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:27 pm to
Sure, but I'd have to rob a bank.
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
8381 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:28 pm to
Whip baybeefeetz arse and take my money after he collects.
Posted by Dudley Humptyfrats
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
2205 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:29 pm to
The penalty for withdrawing from my 401k would suck but sure.
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
4904 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:29 pm to
No. Unless you actually have it - i.e., cash in a safe, I’m not sure how one would get it. A bank isn’t giving you $1M in cash with that little notice.
Posted by Post It Bandit
Member since Mar 2008
3106 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:29 pm to
Without asking
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:30 pm to
Sure, I'd tell them I'd be back within 24 hours and then fly to Iraq. Nobody would look for me there.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:31 pm to
Yeah I can just sell a few stocks
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18702 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

How would you do it?

quote:

rebel cat



Is this how you recruit snatchers for your child trafficking ring?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58483 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:33 pm to
I think E*TRADE would make me wait a day or so for it to hit the bank
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179443 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

But I could come up with access to it



How does one go from habitual druggie jailbird / part-time bartender to suddenly claiming they can get their hands on $1 million all in less than a few years time?
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23349 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

How does one go from habitual druggie jailbird / part-time bartender to suddenly claiming they can get their hands on $1 million all in less than a few years time?


You didn’t know you move to San Fran and they give you millions?
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6750 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:38 pm to
Sure, I’ll just ask my butler.
Posted by Pooturd
Knoxville
Member since Mar 2020
1258 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:39 pm to
If there's no consequences involved in this hypothetical I'd break into one of the rich houses nearby and get my hands on every asset possible. shite take them hostage and rob them too lol. But ways in which my life afterwards would be worth living (i.e. not in prison) probably not
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8896 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

How does one go from habitual druggie jailbird / part-time bartender to suddenly claiming they can get their hands on $1 million all in less than a few years time?

By horse fricking some rich chick
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42979 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:41 pm to
I have $10,000 and a car ride to the casino. So there’s a 1 in 2200 chance I can get it.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54875 posts
Posted on 9/22/21 at 6:42 pm to
New plan- kidnap SS's wife. Sounds like dad has the cash for ransom.
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