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My wife was just diagnosed with the COVID-19 Ligma variant AMA

Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am
Posted by WhiteGramblingGrad72
West Jefferson
Member since Sep 2020
403 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am
Just got back from Urgent Care and it’s a bad case of the Ligma. We are both fully vaccinated, but the Dr. said there is no effective vaccine against this one yet. It affects females more than males but males can also get it. Constant coughing, lots of mucus. She can taste and smell, but it’s foul.

This is not to be confused with the Sugma variant, which causes more nausea/gagging.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am to
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Ligma


As in Ligma balls and Sugma dick?
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 9:23 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166550 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am to
does she have nice titts?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58390 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:22 am to
This was a lot funnier in your head.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13979 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Ligma variant AMA

quote:

no effective vaccine against this one yet.

quote:

affects females more than males


Wait until the one comes out that only affects________.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38620 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:22 am to
Is she an illegal immigrant?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47540 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:23 am to
quote:


My wife was just diagnosed with the COVID-19 Ligma variant AMA


Pretty sure she's got the Zachary Disease too.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23075 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Ligma


quote:

Sugma


Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7312 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:24 am to
huh...she was fine after my exam yesterday.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9190 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:24 am to
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WhiteGramblingGrad72


No wonder you thought this was a good idea
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13979 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:25 am to
quote:

WhiteGramblingGrad72


Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85046 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:25 am to
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She can taste and smell, but it’s foul.

Must be Ligma Butthole
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21312 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:26 am to
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Urgent Care


Stopped reading here. Those places are terrible, unless you have something simple going on.


Just realized I’m an idiot.
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 9:28 am
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Ligma variant

I can’t fricking keep up at this point.
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4755 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:27 am to
Is that the one that originated in the Sugandese region?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6435 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:29 am to
She was fine when I came over while you were at work. Sorry baw.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11354 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:31 am to
Bring her in for a pap smear.
Posted by The Heiglemeister
St. George
Member since Feb 2018
14 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:32 am to
I have heard this is among the most dangerous variants.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12820 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:35 am to
frick
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 9:37 am
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43396 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:38 am to
At first I was like I'm gonna downvote, but then I was like I'm gonna upvote.

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