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Sportscenter quips that stuck with you

Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:00 am
Posted by AZTiger7072
Tucson
Member since Oct 2011
2780 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:00 am
Sportscenter obviously is not what it used to be but they had some great lines back in the day. What do you remember to this day?

Here are mine:

Mike “you’re in good hands with” Alstott
Andre “bad moon” risen

From a commercial with Kenny Maine
“It’s must be a Homer Simpson, cause the pitcher just went Doh!
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24684 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:01 am to
Too many Dan patrickisms and Stuart Scott cool black guy phrases to name
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18775 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:02 am to
Cooler than the other side of the pillow is one of my favorites.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69233 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:03 am to
“If you asked that young man where he is right now, he’d probably say…Thursday”_ Verne Lindquist describing a clearly concussed Andrew Hatch 2008 LSU vs Auburn
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
8867 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:05 am to
“Rumbling … bumbling… stumbling “

When calling a fullback touchdown highlight
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168593 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:07 am to
You can not stop him…you can only hope to contain him.

Riiiiiiicola

Is that bad? Well…it’s not good.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59345 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:07 am to
Mostly Berman, like yours.

He…could…go…all…the…way
Rumbling, bumbling, stumbling.
Billy “Egg” Hatcher
Look at that little Meggett go.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32043 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:08 am to
THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDAS
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17610 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:09 am to
"cooler than the other side of the pillow"
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15742 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:10 am to
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17610 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:12 am to
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him"

"Dare I say, EN FUEGO"
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2148 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:14 am to
Woop!
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
12884 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Cooler than the other side of the pillow

Stuart Scott was the GOAT
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49764 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:17 am to
Drew Bledsoe much he needed a transfusion
Posted by John Gotti
Vestavia HIlls, AL
Member since Jul 2013
3497 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:18 am to
Not sportscenter but the White Sox The Hawk Harrelson homerun call is pretty good. "you can put it on the boooooaaaard....yes!"

I vividly remember Glenallen Hill hitting one in Wrigley and him saying "good god...you can put it on the board"
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216037 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:19 am to
Agreed!!!!!!!
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
92973 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:29 am to
Natrone "Refried" Means
Posted by Fenwick86
Member since May 2007
3842 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:32 am to
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8870 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:37 am to
Keith Olbermann was on Sportscenter and a Rams topic came up. Their former owner, Georgia Frontiere was walking with a guy during the clip. Olbermann said...

“And we see Rams owner, Georgia Frontiere... that’s her on the left.”

I about lost my shite.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7249 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:33 pm to
Buccigross had some good ones when NHL 2night was a thing. "Tragically" Kip Miller was a favorite.

Also loved Kenny Mayne calling basketball highlights. "He's tall."
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