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re: Cape Cod man swallowed by whale

Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126374 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

There once was a man from Nantucket


Swallowed up like a fish in a bucket,
He thought it was the end,
Til the whale coughed again,
In the lotto of life he’d just struck it
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
26218 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:52 pm to
This is the best story ive read on here in 2021.

If I were in his shoes (flippers), I would have been kickin around immediately. I would have made digestion hell for that whale.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
49417 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:53 pm to
Some people will do anything for attention.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6383 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:55 pm to
Am I the only one who doesn’t believe any part of this story?
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13194 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

I would have been kickin around immediately

Agreed, but he didn't know what the hell happened. Took him a few to get his bearings.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
26218 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Am I the only one who doesn’t believe any part of this story?
maybe it was actually an individual cod wearing a cape…
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4888 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19909 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:19 pm to
Not sure what the big deal is. I’ve had thousands of my kids swallowed by a few whales.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
30149 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:22 pm to
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
104036 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

Thought this was going to be a BBW Penthouse story



Not likely in Provincetown.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
29007 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:32 pm to
Isn't this part of the storyline in Summer Catch?
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3337 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27496 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:14 pm to
Well, if the whale didn’t spit him out, there was another option.

Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3915 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

40 seconds inside a whale must’ve felt like 40 minutes


I spent a bit more than 40 seconds in a whale one time.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
145432 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Am I the only one who doesn’t believe any part of this story?
it's a whale of a tale
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
67766 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:22 pm to
Buy a lottery ticket
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7480 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 10:03 pm to
Idiot didn’t bring his phone to record what happened.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

Remember when the skeptics scoffed at the account of Jonah in the Bible?

The Bible doesn't say Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

He was swallowed by a fish.

I'm thinking Megalodon.

Posted by GeauxLSUGRL
Member since Nov 2014
712 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 8:57 am to
He also survived a plane crash that killed 3

LINK /
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
11441 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 10:03 am to
This guy is a little fishy
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