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Cape Cod man swallowed by whale

Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:22 pm
Posted by Lynyrd
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:22 pm
NYPost

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His name’s not Jonah — but this Cape Cod man sure has something in common with the biblical figure now.
Commercial lobster diver Michael Packard was going about his business off the coast off Provincetown, Mass. when he was swallowed whole by a humpback whale — trapped in its gullet for nearly a minute before being coughed back up, according to a report.
Packard, 56, was about 35 feet below the surface near Herring Cove Beach at 8 a.m. Friday when the massive mammal tried to turn him into breakfast, the Cape Cod Times reported.



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Packard told the local CBS News affiliate that he thought to himself “This is it, I’m gonna die.”
“I was completely inside [the whale]; it was completely black,” Packard told the Cape Cod Times. “I thought to myself, ‘there’s no way I’m getting out of here. I’m done, I’m dead. All I could think of was my boys, they’re 12 and 15 years old.”



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But when he realized he could feel no teeth, he began struggling and felt the whale shaking his head in discomfort, he said
Within 40 seconds the massive mammal spit him back out into the ocean.



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His boating pal, Josiah Mayo, saw water spraying as the sea creature surfaced and Packard was ejected, the Cape Cod paper reported.
He plucked Packard out of the sea, and rushed him to a hospital, where he was treated for soft tissue damage to his leg.
Amazingly, Packard said he feels just fine after his remarkable, Pinocchio-style getaway.
“I’m good overall,” he said.



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An expert said the whale was likely a juvenile, and may have swallowed Packard accidentally, not seeing the diver while his mouth was open wide to scoop up little fish.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:23 pm to
What a wasted opportunity. I would have told the country to repent or be destroyed.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:23 pm to
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trapped in its gullet for nearly a minute
thats a long minute
Posted by Hogwarts
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:24 pm to
Hahahaha
Posted by Booyow
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:25 pm to
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Cape Cod man swallowed by whale


Thought this was going to be a BBW Penthouse story
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:27 pm to
Remember when the skeptics scoffed at the account of Jonah in the Bible?
Posted by TheHarahanian
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:27 pm to

Next time he’s told to go to Nineveh, he’ll go to Nineveh.
Posted by burdman
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:28 pm to
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Within 40 seconds the massive mammal spit him back out into the ocean.


40 seconds inside a whale must’ve felt like 40 minutes
Posted by OldHickory
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:28 pm to
Whale excuuuuuuse me!
Posted by Sebastian Gorka
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:30 pm to
Who the hell let Amy Schumer out?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted by When in Rome
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Posted by fr33manator
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Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:36 pm to
There once was a man from Nantucket
Posted by ezride25
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:36 pm to
Whale oil beef hooked
Posted by Kafka
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Posted by SpotLight17171717
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:38 pm to
That’s a WHALE of a story!
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by Shaken not Stirred
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:41 pm to
Could have been worse...could have been a sperm whale that swallowed
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/11/21 at 7:41 pm to
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the whale was likely a juvenile

You just know the Boomer whales are gonna shite all over this Gen Z whale for this frick up.
This post was edited on 6/11/21 at 7:48 pm
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