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You're a burglar... but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims.

Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:51 am
Posted by Datfish
Member since Sep 2018
794 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:51 am



I'm stealing the dishwasher silverware basket.
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53560 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:52 am to
I’m stealing your keyboard.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8186 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:52 am to
The power cords for all electronics in the house.
Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2833 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:53 am to
I’ll take the flushing handle from the toilet
Posted by SneakyWaff1es
Member since Nov 2012
4107 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:53 am to
All your old family photos.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59036 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:53 am to
The spare keys to everything in the junk drawer
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3505 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:54 am to
TV Remote
Posted by DomePatrol1980
Member since Mar 2018
921 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:54 am to
Birth control pills
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78670 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:54 am to
I'll pull a Benjamin Butler and take the spoons.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4798 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:54 am to
All the remote controls
Posted by BallsEleven
Member since Mar 2019
6163 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:55 am to
All the hdmi and ethernet cords.
Posted by CHiPs25
Member since Apr 2014
3054 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:57 am to
I’ll take the knobs on the cabinets.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
25978 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:59 am to
Your mailbox
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21402 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:59 am to
The potato peeler
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31137 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:59 am to
A single blade of a ceiling fan
Posted by aubiecat
Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
5817 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:00 am to
Toilet paper.
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3263 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:00 am to
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21799 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:00 am to
I’ll take an inch off of one leg of every piece of furniture in the house
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5050 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:01 am to
Smoke detector batteries
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:04 am to
Garage door opener batteries
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