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Let’s be honest about Aliens... if they were here they would have fricked us already.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:36 am
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:36 am
Is the government aliens?
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:37 am to njimbo39
Man you Aggies sure are keen on getting probed, huh?
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:40 am to njimbo39
Maybe they look at us as we look at an ant hill when driving by someone's yard
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:42 am to njimbo39
They probably see us like we see cattle.
Do you frick cows?
Do you frick cows?
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:45 am to SouthernStyled
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Do you frick cows?
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Texas A & M fan
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:47 am to njimbo39
Last night you start a thread about becoming gay the more you drink, looks like it got whacked. Now you ask if aliens are fricking us?
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:48 am to HoboDickCheese
Your name is hobodickcheese
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:49 am to njimbo39
Just about everyone has a high resolution camera on hand.
You would think that there would have been an explosion of clear photos and videos of UFOs.
But all we see is the same old grainy horribly vague images just like since the 1950s.
You would think that there would have been an explosion of clear photos and videos of UFOs.
But all we see is the same old grainy horribly vague images just like since the 1950s.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:50 am to TrueTiger
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an explosion of clear photos and videos of UFOs.
Maybe UFO’s are blurry like Bigfoot?
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:53 am to njimbo39
quote:That is correct, have you never seen Tropic Thunder?
Your name is hobodickcheese
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:00 pm to njimbo39
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Let’s be honest about Aliens... if they were here some Florida Man would have fricked them already.
FIFY
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:01 pm to HoboDickCheese
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have you never seen Tropic Thunder?
If you have to explain the joke, it’s not a good one
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:02 pm to HoboDickCheese
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Last night you start a thread about becoming gay the more you drink, looks like it got whacked. Now you ask if aliens are fricking us?
To be fair, the thread was about becoming gayer the more you drink. Gotta be specific, baw.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:17 pm to njimbo39
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Favorite team:Texas A&M
It's more likely that you are the alien
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:24 pm to njimbo39
I always find it a little funny how we assume that we would be able to comprehend aliens’ motives.
A bacterium living on a rock has a pretty small universe, relative to ours. Its motivations, to whatever extent they exist, are to feed and reproduce. These motivations are common to all biological life forms as far as we know, but the bacterium doesn’t know that. The concept of another type of bacteria living in a human gut would be alien to the bacterium on the rock. The concept of plankton in the ocean would be completely incomprehensible. The ocean might as well be a parallel universe.
Or take the plankton - they are floating around in the ocean, consuming each other. The idea of other organisms on land (or even the existence of land) would be incomprehensible. Thinking back to the thread about our observable universe.. what is the observable universe to a microorganism in the Pacific Ocean? Even if it were capable of knowing that the Atlantic Ocean exists, it would never get there within its lifespan. The average bacterium divides every ~12 hours. How many generations would it take to float thousands of miles? Imagine their surprise when, after countless generations of cell division, a whale comes along and sucks up a few trillion of them.
For all we know, our entire species could be the equivalent of a white blood cell wiping out the “infection” of biological life on Earth by starving out everything else. Until we die off, serving our purpose after running out of resources without the ability to migrate anywhere else. Or, for that matter, we could be the cancerous tumor - waiting to get zapped by radiation therapy before we spread.
A bacterium living on a rock has a pretty small universe, relative to ours. Its motivations, to whatever extent they exist, are to feed and reproduce. These motivations are common to all biological life forms as far as we know, but the bacterium doesn’t know that. The concept of another type of bacteria living in a human gut would be alien to the bacterium on the rock. The concept of plankton in the ocean would be completely incomprehensible. The ocean might as well be a parallel universe.
Or take the plankton - they are floating around in the ocean, consuming each other. The idea of other organisms on land (or even the existence of land) would be incomprehensible. Thinking back to the thread about our observable universe.. what is the observable universe to a microorganism in the Pacific Ocean? Even if it were capable of knowing that the Atlantic Ocean exists, it would never get there within its lifespan. The average bacterium divides every ~12 hours. How many generations would it take to float thousands of miles? Imagine their surprise when, after countless generations of cell division, a whale comes along and sucks up a few trillion of them.
For all we know, our entire species could be the equivalent of a white blood cell wiping out the “infection” of biological life on Earth by starving out everything else. Until we die off, serving our purpose after running out of resources without the ability to migrate anywhere else. Or, for that matter, we could be the cancerous tumor - waiting to get zapped by radiation therapy before we spread.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:27 pm to KLSU
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Maybe UFO’s are blurry like Bigfoot?
It’s not the photographers fault. Bigfoot is blurry. Which makes him twice as scary.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:29 pm to njimbo39
They are trying to figure out their preferred pronouns obviously.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 12:31 pm to njimbo39
I subscribe to the theory that we are the first species to make the leap into interstellar travel.
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